#mothersdayfail

[michelleauthor]

When hubby doesn’t come through with the Mothers Day goods, sometimes you have to treat yourself! My present to me, this gorgeous, elegant bracelet from @brotherandsistersau to celebrate working my ass off to be the best Mum I can be, and to forgive myself for my mistakes. If you want to be kind to yourself, here’s the link 😉 http://lddy.no/4370 #treatyoself #mothersday #jewellery #bracelet #bands #brotherandsisters #husbandfail #mothersdayfail #bath #bubblebath #timeout #metime #wheresthechampagne #mum #mom #motherhood

[leftofstr8]

Thank god I saved enough for a nice meal or it was going to be a skimpy Mother’s Day, lol. #gamblinglosers #lgbt #bearsofinstagram #mothersdayfail (at Hard Rock Rocksino Northfield Park)

[wmghalfassedcrafts]

Sunday morning, I picked up our air dry clay hearts to add ribbon and wrap, and here’s what happened. Two of them fractured in my hand. We managed to glue them, but I have zero idea why these pieces, which had been sitting untouched on the table since Thursday just came apart.

Someone on Facebook had mentioned that it might be a good idea to use Mod Podge on them, and so I did Mod Podge the back of a third one before we packed it. Good thing. That one came apart in my hand later on, but the Mod Podge on the back held it basically together. Next time I do this, I’ll be sure to a) make extra, and b) Mod Podge them as soon as they’re dry. 

I still have no idea why this happened though. All I can figure is that they didn’t quite dry evenly or all the way through, because they were drying on the parchment paper vs. on a wire rack.

So, a learning experience.

[shadysideofshea-blog]

Can't get over the new Fourth of July smut because ahflakfdhads and hnnnng.

It's so UNF. Faberry! With no air! And fluffiness! UGH. Bikini Quinn and Tempting Rachel for all the wims! And I'm sitting at a table with eight old people for mother's day. All they want to talk about is the government. All I want to talk about is Quinn and Rachel in a sleeping bag making HOT SWEATY SEXYTIMES like whoa.

No one gets me. Cept that writer, she gets me. She gave me smut on mother's day when she knew i would be surrounded by old, boring things. I love you, Dylan H. I hope she sees this. ILOVEYOUIDO. Come sit at my table with me! IAMNOTCREEPYATALL. We'll eat fondue for two and you can tell me what happens next! And I could convince you to write for Brittana as well! Fun right?!?! No? You there?

Bueller!?