#motherwhy

[ionsfolly]

The utter betrayal in Lucy’s text to me this morning over the latest Fox & Willow pages warmed the cockles of my bitter writer’s heart.

[ijustwanttosleep5ever]

What should I call him...my mother tried to name him bull-oney

[thankyouforthetwelveyears-blog]

okay so I was messing with my mothers phone and sent the first text to me then after I left she texted me this

[somewhatcrazy-kindaokay]

So I just walked down the stairs and my mom asked me why I was smiling and then I asked her why she asked me that question and she said it was because I never smile and this happens all the time I don't know why it's so funny to me!

[katlina-clara-blog]

dadagdagan ko lang po pala yung #MotherWhy ko ng #FatherWhy

at isang

ODK

na rin

[nnilkyway]

Me: So mom can I wear a tux to the dance thing?

Mom: Oh no! You’re going to be such a dike!

Me: *looks into the camera like I’m on the office*

[senpainevernotices-blog]

so my mom wanted to use my laptop..

I internally flipped because, well, it wasn't working and it hasn't since March.  

Sooo I planned to do that “what’s wrong with it? It worked for me..” thing..

SO WHEN SHE OPENS IT  ITS WORKING IT HASN’T BEEN WORKING SINCE MARCH

WHAT

[dear-insanity-24]

Christening fun

So yesterday I was in church for my cousins baby's christening part way though the service my mum turns to me looks me right in the eye and legit asks me if I was burning yet.... It took all my strength not to laugh..