#mothfindergeneral

[vergess]

Dust, Moth, and Echo uwu

This is more difficult than I expected.

On the one hand, I am far too intimidated to have sexual relations with Moth. I just couldn’t do it. I would get terror nausea.

On the other hand, I can’t just not marry Dust.

And I absolutely must turn Echo into my ill fated drinking buddy!

Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe I can take her out for drinks after we bang?

That sounds plausible.

Marry: DustFuck: EchoDrink w/: Moth (but also Echo)

[Send in three names for a rousing game of Fuck, Marry, Drink with (murder is for losers)]

[vergess]

Oh man, Moth's really new to tumblr too, fuck.

Do you think it was the session expired thing that's been going around?

[eizwein]

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This was: Read the first page from your favourite book, share an anecdote, tell us your favourite curseword! 

Apologies for both my voice and how incredibly boring I am.

[oripoke]

re: the kind deceivers

i love it, but it hurts me, but i love it when it hurts me. ironically, my relationship with this fanfic mirrors the relationship inside the fanfic.

I just reread this entire series for, i don't know, the fourth or fifth time? i should be doing homework, why am i reading about unhappy boners. (because you love it, twitch, don't deny it)

literally though i can't believe how lucky i am that my current otp gets what might be the best single longfic i have ever read. this literally trumps everything i read in my heyday as a homestuck fan (other than maybe DPTF). this is why i say that fanfic authors, good ones, are like godsends unto us mortals. they give so much of themselves and write such great porn and they ask nothing of return.

also, if i haven't made myself clear, you should read The Kind Deceivers (or rather the entire Despite the Snow series) even if you only slightly like Sycamore/Lysandre, because it will ruin your life in the way only a truly, truly great fic can.

[eizwein]

(~‾⌣‾)~ (ॢ˘⌣˘ ॢ⑅) You AND your blog make me happy!

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[vergess]

Cascade, Volcano, Plain, Rising

Cascade: Favorite Gym Leader

Part of me wants to scream Iris from the rooftops, except I know fuckall about her since I skipped gens 4 & 5, but she look shella.

I suppose I am required to pick this tiny badass instead

Have I ever mentioned how long and hard I screamed about the introduction of steel types? I purposefully didn't save after beating Jasmine like six times so I could do it again and again like the obsessive little nine year old I was.

I hope that image works it's displayed a loading error for me, but you can't trust the askbox to do shit.

Volcano: Pet peeves 

Let's talk about touchy feely people who think it is in any world okay to pat my head or my shoulder or fucking touch me like no bitch you were not fucking invited wHY IS EVERYONE IN THE SOUTH SO FUCKING SURE I WANT A HUG NO I DO NOT STAY BACK FUCKER 

I also find it deeply annoying when someone moves my monitor or changes the brightness on it, but since I am currently living alone that doesn't happen much.

And finally.

For FUCK'S SAKES TUMBLR. WE ARE A BASTION OF FANDOMS AND SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS, WHY THE SWEET MOTHERING FUCK WOULD YOU KEEP SAYING SPIRIT ANIMAL INSTEAD OF DÆMON OR PATRONUS OR S O M E T H I N G ELSE JESUS FUCK

Plain: If you were a gym leader what would it be like?

Excellent question. I am terrible at type specialization. I do not want a specific type, I want a bunch of cute fluffy bullshit and 1x HARDCORE SWORD POKÉMON. (Honedge is v, v important).

We can extrapolate however that I would have a bunch of fluffy shit in my gym.

Personally, I'm thinking pillow piles. Some of them decorative, some of them full of hidden trainers who pop out of their tranquil pillowy reverie to beat the snot out of you.

Sunset colors, because it's my gym fuck you if I want orange walls and purple floors and pretty pink clouds on the ceiling WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT god I wish I wasn't a renter I hate white walls I hate them I want to paint everything in this house.

Hmm.

Probs psychic though, LBR, I think when we were plying the "What type is Vees" game we got PSY/PSN/DRG as the top three and I am not floral or urban enough to be a poison type trainer even though my Doom hoodie would suggest otherwise.

Maybe my thing would be aggressive abuse of status effects. Confusion and hypnosis everywhere. I never used to be much for status effect, but Potato the Butterfree has opened my eyes.

Rising: If you could do any job in the world what would it be

I want to be a slush reader, if it weren't for the severely limited number of positions, financial considerations, etc I would be the fiercest slush reader ever oh my god.

I would have a big rubber stamp like an asshole and everything. WHAT'S THAT? NO PLOT HOOK IN THE FIRST THREE PARAGRAPHS? HAHAHA WHOOPS I THINK NOT BITCH SEEYA [aggressive stamping noises]

[Send me a pokémon badge and I will answer a matching question]

[eizwein]

mothfindergeneral replied to your post:Thunder, Plain, Balance, Jet

I want to come to your murder mystery gym oh man petition to make Nintendo make this happen

I will sign your petition, and your gym also sounds beautiful.

HEY NINTENDO: your next Pokemon region should be based in London/England (really where else would a proper mystery themed gym be?) and also you already have two gym leaders ready to go.  You're welcome.

Nintendo plz hire me I will design so many crazy characters and weird plots for you.

[eizwein]

Thunder, Plain, Balance, Jet

Thunder - What is the toughest thing you have ever had to do?

I think maybe... just getting through all the bs that happened when I had my most awful roommate. Oh man, I don't even know how to describe it all without writing a short story about it, but basically she was a manipulative liar with a thief of a best friend, who encouraged drama between myself and a friend who had a crush on me, for her own entertainment. (I guess, because I don't know of anything else she was getting out of it) I felt really guilty about the whole situation for the longest time, especially since I didn't realize she was involved at first.

Alternately: The first time I admitted that I was depressed, but that's boring when you could GOSSIP ABOUT TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

Plain - If you were a gym leader, what would your gym be like?

My gym would be... A MURDER MYSTERY. Yes. All the trainers would be suspects and witnesses, you have to beat the witnesses in a pokemon battle to get their statement. And then you have to solve the case before you can battle me. Because of course I was in disguise as a normal trainer, playing the murderer. I think it'd probably be a dark-type gym. Also we'd re-write the script periodically so challengers couldn't cheat and ask around for the answers beforehand.

Wait is this the gym I want to lead, or the gym I wish I could challenge, I'm not sure anymore.

Balance - What do you think your best qualities are?

Let's see... I tend to learn things really fast (if I'm interested, at least, if not I can't even focus on them and it's pretty hopeless) and even if I don't practice for a long time I can usually pick back up without much trouble.

IDK, WHAT ELSE? I can make things?

Jet - What makes you happiest?

It probably says something that I think this is one of the hardest questions on there, haha... um. I think maybe just like, when one of my friends does or says something just totally randomly and unprompted that shows they were thinking of me. Even if it's just like texting me "hey I watched this show the other day and I think you'd do great cosplay of so-and-so" or "we were drinking this really great wine and I thought you would have liked it"