I noticed you had thoughts on Spy (red spy specifically) and considering he's one of my faves. SHARE!! I BEG!! I WANNA HEAR THEM!!
I HAVE SO MANY. i am constantly rotating that guy around in my head at all times. it's a disease i fear. i need to disect him
anyway here's a collection of my Red Spy thoughts/headcanons
he is fluent in at least 5 languages (french, english, spanish, portuguese, and russian). some he learned for his job, some he learned just to have them in his belt
because of being fluent in so many languages, his thoughts are often a jumbled mess of words and phrases in mismatched vocabulary
ran away from home as a teen. used petty crime like pick pocketing and thievery to get by. jumped from hostel to hostel
got into organized crime and espionage work as an adult mainly out of necessity but also out of genuine morbid interest
he hasn't gone by his birthname since running away and has so many aliases he's lost track. is he even actually french? the world may never know
protective over all his material possessions because of his shitty and unstable past
he has a vested interest in art and a lot of opinions on colors. his favorite is mulberry. his least favorite is chartreuse
the npd is STRONG with this one
despite his upbringing he is an extremely picky eater. would rather go hungry than eat something with a texture he's not fond of or a flavor he's adverse to
because of this he usually ends up cooking for himself and offending whoever was in charge of dinner that night for not eating their cooking. its a miracle that he actually eats whats made for him
also extremely picky about fabrics and the fit of clothes. he likes when things fit perfectly, both for practical reasons and for sensory reasons, but he'd rather have something be baggy rather than form fitting
loves cats. despises dogs
he cares so fucking much and he hates himself for it. his aloof and nonchalant nature is a front he puts up to hide just how deeply he cares. not just about how other people see him, but also about the people he unwillingly gets attached to
the embodiment of "don't like a situation? just leave!" avoident attachment style final boss
and, to end on a funny note: he's absolutely Terrified of clowns
i have more but i'll leave it here for now so this post doesn't get too long!! i love red spy so much and i think he deserves more attention and recognition <3 and i want horrible things to happen to him :]















