#mothrfucker

[godessxxvic]

[suprsingr]

i don't like it when the pill slips down my throat before i was ready for it. bitch you just fell right down there and disappeared like i didn't consent to that and you need to apologize right the fuck now

[ventrue-rosary]

Nothing more beautiful then your opponent BMing you in hearthstone but then you beat their ass down while BMing them back

[ddsnet]

me re-watching the end of cyber sleuth to refresh my memory: hmm..

the ending: we re-set the timeline but people still fell comatose for 8 years

me: eXCUSE ME WHAT

[littleawkwardpanda]

HOLY FCUK. TUITION LATE FEE IS $50!!! 

[isaacleyhi]

ALEX IS SUCH A STUPID BITCH NOW LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED OHMYGOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS

[elnatio]