#motorgasm

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exiled-one replied to your post “˜… Hold back the rain?”

Hell, yes, a double blowjob was awesome! but I fell in love with the very first scene, when Erik rides with Charles round the track and then he learns just who it was. I was sooo sensual!

Motorcycles can be very sensual. They naturally move in very sensual ways; from sweeping curves to all out speed, they have that side. And when you ride two up with somebody you love and trust? It's really exhilarating. I loved riding two up with my ex. Whether I was on the back of my own bike or he on the back of his 50cc scooter, it's just a good feeling. Knowing that feeling makes it easy to write. ;D

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#if levi and erwin rode bikes what kind of bikes would they ride .....?

#attack on danchou #captain levi #euphorbic #if levi and erwin rode bikes what kind of bikes would they ride .....?

Sooner or later, somebody had to ask... Haru. Damn you. 

Let me think about that. Erwin would need 1000ccs, I think, because of his size and weight. I mean, it depends on what they want the bikes for. Road racing? Drag Racing? With his weight to supplement the S1000's lack of weight, he could make the S1000 competitive in drag racing where it usually loses out to the heftier Hayabusas and Ninja ZX14s.

Road racing, he could still use the S1000 or maybe the F1. But Levi would kick his ass so hard if he was on the same bike! 

Drag racing, though, it would have to be Erwin on an S1000 (weight compensation) and Levi on a ZX14. I'd put my money on Levi, but I wouldn't be surprised if I lost the bet.

MX would be Levi's thing, though. Screw roadracing, he would be in the air and that's where MX is at. I know much less about dirt bikes, so I can't help you as much, but I think he would be an absolute joy to see Levi pulling some MX acrobatics (maybe on a KTM). I'd see him on a two-stroke, definitely, because they deliver power twice as fast as a four. The engines burn up faster, but they're also easier to work on. Also, dirt bikes are made for extreme abuse, which suits their purposes. 

Oh, shit, no... do not get me into the thought-process of titan-killing on dirt bikes. That way lies madness; I've already written one 150K motorcycle fic, thanks, not doing it again. But, fuck, it would be beautiful.

As for Erwin, I actually DO know the exact dirt bike. It would be a Honda 450 (two stroke) and, damn, that would be scary because that's like a 900cc bike if it were a four stroke, but it makes power twice as fast so... fuck... scary. Going fast on streets rather than dirt would probably mean a lot of potentially horrible crashes (but also hooligan antics like going up/down stairs, curb jumping, and so forth), but out in the rough? Whoah... monstrous shit.

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There's motoGP and there's World Super Bike.

And then there's the Isle of Man TT, which is the most dangerous road race of them all. Anybody with the skills, and the money to get there, can compete. People often die in this competition. It is a route filled with walls, houses, and trees. Where lowsides (sliding out) are safe on a track, they can be every bit as deadly as a high side (airborne dismount) if you collide with something.

Still, this is the most exhilarating road race I know of.

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Not long after I left the BMW/Triumph dealership for the performance shop, the S1000RRs started come in. Anyway, my old boss (who is brilliant, insane, and pretty well a redneck) decided to partner up with Matt Hall, who happens to be one of the better racers n the area, to turn an S1000RR into a drag bike.

Usually, Hayabusas (GSXR1300) and Ninjas (ZX1400) are the drag bikes of choice. Note the 'Busa is 1300cc machine and the ZX14 is, of course, has 1400 ccs. The RR is just a liter bike and Matt had no drag racing experience, however, the RR kicked ass all over the region. 

They made it to the championships, but the issue boiled down to how light the RR is. It is too light to really grab the asphalt and launch the way the heavier bikes do. So, no impressive placement at the championships, but still, the fact they went so far is pretty impressive. I'm not sure how well they did in 2011. These pics are from 2010. 

Edit: I just noticed Matt's RS Taichi gloves. :D I sold him those. 

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As you may or may not know, I have a lady-boner for BMW's S1000RR. This is a promotional video for the 2012 bike. It made my eyes water and I may just need a cold shower. OMG, it is such a sexy bike. 

The S1000RR is also (finally) starting to dominate World Super Bike under Marco Melandri! Oh Marco, let me love you? If you want to know more about the S1000RR, you can check it its personal website. Aw!

(the s1000rr is the bike erik identifies with and wants in strict machine)

Also, sort of an aside. If you live in the UK, and have an overwhelming desire to see Michael Fassbender, I bet you he'll be at Silverstone for the GP race on the 17th. I also bet he goes to Isle of Man for the TT races.

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What Motorcycle Are You?

After writing the following excerpt from Strict Machine yesterday, I thought it would be fun to tell people what motorcycle they are most like!

All you need to do is note/ask box me:

A short description of yourself. 

What country you're from (or what country you identify with).

Favorite color.

I'll reply with make, model, and a picture of the bike/scooter in question!

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  “If you were a motorcycle,” Charles mused, setting a plate in front of Erik, “what would you be?”

            Erik shrugged, “That would always change. For now, though, the S1000RR. German for one. For two, BMW has a history of terrible suspension.”

            Charles sipped his coffee. He would have to take a closer look at the BMW. “And what about me? What would I be?”

            Erik took a bite of the food he’d prepared earlier as he considered. He chewed thoughtfully before replying. “Triumph, since none of the American bikes fit. Plus Triumph is on the pretentious side. Maybe the Thruxton, but I think the Speed or Street Triple, since they both look good naked.”

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Great article about two-up riding and how recent sport bikes have pillion seating positions that are not for the faint of heart.

The couple actually not only got a Guinness Record for speed, but they went faster with the woman as pilot. 

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dfkuhglkdfuhglku;dafhglkudhfkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY BABY TOOK SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed the season opener in Qatar! I'm fucking incoherent! I need to get ready for work! DANI BABY!!! Kick Lorenzo's ass!!!

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. I can't take this shit! *flail*

ELENI! LET"S GO WATCH IN ITALY Y/Y??????????????

I wanna watch that damn night race. OMG. I DIE! Oh, how I die! I missed Easter, sure, but even more than pagan fertility goddess stuff,  I MISSED MOTOGP.

I need to write the motoGP fic. DAMMIT. Strict, Y U SO LONG?

Gawd, too many ideas and never enough time. WHY??? Even if I didn't have a day job, I could never write everything.