001 Meme: The Mortal Instruments 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
YOU’RE ASSUMING I HAVE COMPLEX FEELINGS ABOUT THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS WILLIAM U ASSHOLE
001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:
Favorite character: MAGNUS
Least Favorite character: Jonathan, he’s such an extra character who was obviously written as a way out of the incestuous mess CC wrote herself into. He’s a villain with 0 complexity who just stands around being rapey and boring and adds nothing to the narrative.
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): DO I EVEN HAVE 5 SHIPS LMAO magnus/alec, simon/isabelle, jace/clary (PUTTING THIS HERE FOR TWEEN ME EVEN THO IDC ABOUT THEM ANYMORE) and jace/simon (seeing as they’re drarry 2.0). I can’t think of anything else.
Character I find most attractive: MATTHEW “DADDYRIO” AS ALEC LIGHTWOOD followed by show isabelle, she is so gorgeous. in your own words: “the lightwood siblings are thirst traps”
Character I would marry: I WANNA SAY ISABELLE BUT SHE CAN’T COOK AND I CAN’T COOK EITHER SO WE’D BOTH DIE
Character I would be best friends with: nobody I’d go crazy spending time with any of these people!!! maybe aline she was cool
A random thought: I’m so annoyed that luke is a cop in the show and isn’t an absurdly attractive and ripped bookstore owner who has a beard and grumbles a lot. LIKE THEY HIRED THE HOT OLD SPICE GUY, BUT THEY DIDN’T MAKE HIM A HIPSTER WEREWOLF WHO WEARS FLANNEL & LOVES BOOKS.
An unpopular opinion: THIS WHOLE SERIES IS WORTHLESS!! FREE ME. Also I don’t know if this is an unpopular opinion but I don’t consider the book series particularly diverse even tho some websites/writers champion it as such and think the way race and sexuality is handled is extremely half-assed.
My canon OTP: magnus/alec
Non-canon OTP: JACE/SIMON AND THE TIME THEY WENT 2 SHOP FOR MANGOES. ALSO REMEMBER THAT TIME SIMON EROTICALLY DRANK JACE’S BLOOD LOL
Most badass character: JACE I GUESS
Pairing I am not a fan of: jace/alec is ok when ppl aren’t serious about it, but otherwise jace is an asshole and doesn’t deserve alec
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): jace wayland morgenstern herondale lightwood. I think his 5 million names and the incestuous mess he was trapped shows how convoluted the writing was for him was. ALSO ALL THE EXTRA ANGST IN BOOKS 4-6 ON TOP OF THAT
Favourite friendship: clary/isabelle!!!!
