So. Who do you think has potential to stir up some real trouble? Broken hearts, broken legs, broken school facilities.. There should be really be more brokenness.
Oh puppet, when it’s about breaking rules and legs, only one name comes to mind: Prosper Silva. Of course, I’ve grown weary of his little…tantrums. Always the same deal. You cross Prosper and you end up in the hospital. Boring.
Truth is, little puppet, the Bailey sisters have come back on the scene and it seems like they’re gonna stir up trouble one way or another. I mean…look at them. They’re a bunch of wannabe artsy, daddy-issue diseased orphans. Perfect diverse combination of psycho sisters.
I swear, they give Brangelina’s family a run for its money.
Finally, there’s the school fool: Cooper Glass. Seriously, my marionette, can someone please tell me how many times this boy was dropped as a baby. He’s a buffoon - albeit a buffoon with pretty fabulous hair.
But he never learns his lesson. Word is, he picked a fight with both Prosper Silva and Aaron Baxter. Neither of the two boys came out with so much as a scratch but Mr. Cooper was a black and blue as whatever STD Dylan Carter managed to acquire…this time.
On that note - did you miss me yet puppets?