Gossip is the Devil's radio.

You can call us Luna, Melora, and Poppy. We know who you are, we always know who's been naughty and nice, and you can be sure as hell that we're not afraid to let everyone know.

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Extra, Extra, Puppets!

Someone please call the Maury Povich show because we're gonna need some DNA tests done!

Rumor has it that two of the lovely MOH students have a bun in the oven. Yes, you heard me dearies.

Hazel Pruett and Amelie Woods are both preggers. Word on the street is that Hazel is popping out Prosper Silva's kid while Amelie is having Hunter Osmond's bastard!

Can you believe it puppets? What a scandal!

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Biggest whores of the school? Male and female.

I’m so glad you brought this up, puppet. Gives me a chance to make a few things clear around here.

Firstly, despite popular belief, my fellow (natural) red-head, Audrey Valentine, is not the floozy you all think she is. She just knows what men like: her. Everyone knows that Aaron Baxter is her main squeeze, and she’s not stupid enough to sleep around. After all, Baxter would probably go macho-shit on them.

No, no puppet. The real culprits hide behind masks.

Lets begin with Miss Amelie Woods. Woods has been seen with a series of boys later. She’s flirted with Dylan Carter and Oakley Notte at Carter’s party…right before she went home with Hunter Osmond. Sources tell me she had a bad case of sex hair when she did the walk of shame out of the Osmond residence the next morning. Lets not forget too, puppets, that her panties are famous for dropping any time Prosper Silva is around. Girl could fill a pool right up for swimming from how hot and bothered she gets around that boy.

Speaking of which, Hazel Pruett is also a repeat offender. She’s followed Prosper Silva into the boy’s bathroom, the two having a steamy affair. Funny how the swim team captains and the Hunter/Hazel couples seem to…mix it up. Maybe then have sort of “trade off” arrangement?

And now it’s time for “honorable mentions” puppet:

Callie Swan, the slut wannabe to wants to be on every boy’s mind but has the body of a washboard and the face of a mentally-ill aardvark.

Dylan Carter, who probably sucked down Jack Daniels instead of tits as a baby. Careful ladies (and gentlemen). I hear the National Health Department wants to quarantine his dick from on the unknown diseases it’s probably caught. 

Prosper Silva. If you have to ask for details why, then you’ve been living under a rock.

And finally, the best of the best.

Parker Boyd. Why? Because word is, the 3rd floor boy’s bathroom glory hole is property of P. Boyd himself. He was caught fucking the bird house he made for shop class earlier this year AND has had long standing sex with the lowest of the low, Anna Harker. 

That’s it for me puppet. Hope my list was informative if not a good look at all the people in this school you don’t want to get involved with.

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When are Cooper and Sonya going to have sex?

Who's to say they didn't already? It's probably never going to happen grey face. Sonya is too shy and Cooper doesn't seem like the guy who wants sex anyway. It's a shame since I think once Sonya allows herself to go that far, she'd be a little freak in the sheets and that would be a real treat for Cooper.

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Is there a relationship that you like at the school?

Surprisingly, yes. Jace Mitchell and Gabrielle Oak, not because they are one of the so called cutest couples here but because of how their relationship started and how it will ultimately end. We all know Jace left Melanie after two years of commitment for Ms. Oak and it looks like Gabrielle might be leaving Jace for Mark or some other guy she sets her eyes on. 

What people aren't aware of is that Jace and Gabrielle were in a relationship before he ended things with Melanie. He cheated and it's only fitting that Gabrielle is now the one doing the cheating. Jace will get a taste of his own medicine and I'm just waiting for everything to crash and burn around them.

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Anna is just a try hard. Has she ever actually done anything noteworthy aside from get high?

Sadly no, she’s suppose to be a master of revenge, a lover of drama but she hasn't done shit. It's more than disappointing. The most she's done is just cut people down with that sharp tongue of hers and even then it's not that impressive. 

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Who's the most interesting of the Bailey sisters?

They are all very different but the one I find most interesting would be Mackenzie Bailey. All the other girls have a rather happy demeanor, except for Mackenzie. She has a darker personality and that's something I find intriguing. How she grew up with her sisters and still stand out from them, she has potential I'm just not sure what for yet. Let's not forget her interest in death, that's another thing that gives her bonus points in my book.

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What's going on with Pascal and Gabrielle?

Those two have the most unhealthy friendship I have seen in a long time. They are only sticking around each other in fear that the other will disappear forever and that it will be their fault. Apparently Gabrielle admitted to being suicidal and Pascal admitted to being beaten by his father, which of course contributes to his physiological problems.

At the slightest glimpse of happiness they are bombarded with guilt and go back to each other. Gabrielle can't have any other friends because Pascal will think she's abandoning him and that boy definitely has abandonment issues. What they need to do is grow up and live their own lives. Their problems are their own, not each others. The unnecessary guilt and sabotage of actual good things in their lives is going to destroy them. 

I'm all for destruction, even self destruction but not when it's like this. When it's like this it's just boring and useless. They are simply looking for people to pity them.

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I heard something about Heath taking body shots of Pascal and a kiss, what's that about? Should I be jealous?

Jealous, of Pascal? That’s the last thing you should be. When body shots are involved there will surely be some kissing. If you don’t like it then you should have been in Pascal’s place, unless you wanted to be the one to kiss him and take a body shot off of him, then you should have been in Heath’s place. Being jealous of either of them is pathetic, the kiss surely meant nothing. 

If it ends up being something more, I’ll be the first to know and I’ll gladly share the news with everyone. 

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Romantic highlights of the party?

Where do I even begin?

Adelaide Ryans, the girl who prides herself on disliking the boys around here, locked lips with quite a few people. Granted only one of them was actually a male, Mark Smythesson being the lucky one. Unique Bailey, Mackenzie Bailey, Gabrielle Oak, and Audrey Valentine being the other people Adelaide locked lips with. 

Katherine Reynolds was also seen swapping saliva, Nessa Myest and Hunter Osmund being a couple of the unfortunate ones. She also was getting close to Dylan Carter and Mark.

Phillip Emerson found some unlucky humans to sleep around with. Dylan of course was able to find someone to fuck, as he does at every party. Hazel Pruett and Hunter found some time fool around for a bit, but that's no surprise.

And finally, Asher Coleman and Nessa were getting nice and cozy with each other as they shared a sweet kiss. Much more tame than the rest of the drunken crowd.

A lot happened, and if you weren’t there then you surely missed out on all the fun and craziness.

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wooaahhh wats goin on with Oakley and the Eden?

He gave her back her precious notebook like the knight in shining armor that he is and they shared a kiss. It's old news love, and quite frankly it's not very exciting. We all know Oakley likes to play around with the girls here and we also know Eden is more than desperate to have romantic moments with any guy around.

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So. Who do you think has potential to stir up some real trouble? Broken hearts, broken legs, broken school facilities.. There should be really be more brokenness.

Oh puppet, when it’s about breaking rules and legs, only one name comes to mind: Prosper Silva. Of course, I’ve grown weary of his little…tantrums. Always the same deal. You cross Prosper and you end up in the hospital. Boring. 

Truth is, little puppet, the Bailey sisters have come back on the scene and it seems like they’re gonna stir up trouble one way or another. I mean…look at them. They’re a bunch of wannabe artsy, daddy-issue diseased orphans. Perfect diverse combination of psycho sisters. 

I swear, they give Brangelina’s family a run for its money.

Finally, there’s the school fool: Cooper Glass. Seriously, my marionette, can someone please tell me how many times this boy was dropped as a baby. He’s a buffoon - albeit a buffoon with pretty fabulous hair.

But he never learns his lesson. Word is, he picked a fight with both Prosper Silva and Aaron Baxter. Neither of the two boys came out with so much as a scratch but Mr. Cooper was a black and blue as whatever STD Dylan Carter managed to acquire…this time.

On that note - did you miss me yet puppets?

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Do you think Pascal and Sonya would make a good couple?

They'd be good to one another so I suppose that would make them a good couple. But they'd be good to whomever they are with. Let's face it though, Sonya is into Cooper, and although she'd be good to Pascal he just wouldn't be enough. And Pascal, well he's into Dylan who is currently shacking it up with Katherine. Both are interested in people who are practically complete opposites from them.

The two of them would simply get bored with one another but not have the heart to end things so they'd be stuck together forever.

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Ada has got a rod stuck so far up her ass. That bitch needs to stop being so fucking rude to everyone.

I like her, she's got some spunk. I don't understand why she's so fascinated with spiders, because those things are nasty. She's very blunt and open with her opinions and that is not normal for most people so she comes off as a bitch and rude.

You my mystery piggie need to pull the stick in your own ass and learn a few things from her. The world would be a better place if people acted like she did, or it'd be more chaotic. Either way, I'd find it very entertaining.

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Spotted! A Lover's Call

Hazel Pruett has been spotted sneaking into the boy's locker room. What's even more interesting is she snuck in during a time where everyone knows no one is in there except for the one and only Prosper Silva.

Looks like she just couldn't resist keeping her distance from him any longer. How desperate must she be to go into the boy's locker room though? A place that reeks of body odor of all sorts. I suppose it could be an ideal place to fuck though, no one would be able to smell those odors mixed into the sweat of athletes.

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Why can't Oakley Notte settle down? Preferably with me

I’m sure all the girls he’s wooing are thinking the same thing dear anon. The thing is, with Oakley he will never settle down. He doesn’t listen to his heart or his brain, he listens with that unimpressive thing between his legs. Get in line if you want a chance at Mr. Notte, he’ll get to you eventually.

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Olivia seems to be MIA lately

I’m pretty sure she got lost wandering around Hunter’s house. No one’s seen or heard from her for days, not even the family she’s living with or her twin brother. Too bad too, I like her. She seemed like another troublemaker. Then again all these girls that seem like one never live up to my expectations. Maybe it’s a good thing she’s disappeared. Maybe she blew her brains out having to be around the sickening lovefest that is Hunter and Hazel. I heard his parents are the romantic type too and Olivia simply does not do romance.

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Oscar Arnolds is amusing.

How so? All he does is shoot his arrows from that damn bow and when he decides to join civilization he is beyond awkward, talking about astrology and other nonsense. He is forcing himself into groups he clearly does not belong in. If you find that amusing then you must be laughing you ass off. As far as I can tell Oscar is a floater which is the worst thing to be in high school, even worse than a loner.