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Biggest whores of the school? Male and female.

I’m so glad you brought this up, puppet. Gives me a chance to make a few things clear around here.

Firstly, despite popular belief, my fellow (natural) red-head, Audrey Valentine, is not the floozy you all think she is. She just knows what men like: her. Everyone knows that Aaron Baxter is her main squeeze, and she’s not stupid enough to sleep around. After all, Baxter would probably go macho-shit on them.

No, no puppet. The real culprits hide behind masks.

Lets begin with Miss Amelie Woods. Woods has been seen with a series of boys later. She’s flirted with Dylan Carter and Oakley Notte at Carter’s party…right before she went home with Hunter Osmond. Sources tell me she had a bad case of sex hair when she did the walk of shame out of the Osmond residence the next morning. Lets not forget too, puppets, that her panties are famous for dropping any time Prosper Silva is around. Girl could fill a pool right up for swimming from how hot and bothered she gets around that boy.

Speaking of which, Hazel Pruett is also a repeat offender. She’s followed Prosper Silva into the boy’s bathroom, the two having a steamy affair. Funny how the swim team captains and the Hunter/Hazel couples seem to…mix it up. Maybe then have sort of “trade off” arrangement?

And now it’s time for “honorable mentions” puppet:

Callie Swan, the slut wannabe to wants to be on every boy’s mind but has the body of a washboard and the face of a mentally-ill aardvark.

Dylan Carter, who probably sucked down Jack Daniels instead of tits as a baby. Careful ladies (and gentlemen). I hear the National Health Department wants to quarantine his dick from on the unknown diseases it’s probably caught. 

Prosper Silva. If you have to ask for details why, then you’ve been living under a rock.

And finally, the best of the best.

Parker Boyd. Why? Because word is, the 3rd floor boy’s bathroom glory hole is property of P. Boyd himself. He was caught fucking the bird house he made for shop class earlier this year AND has had long standing sex with the lowest of the low, Anna Harker. 

That’s it for me puppet. Hope my list was informative if not a good look at all the people in this school you don’t want to get involved with.

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Romantic highlights of the party?

Where do I even begin?

Adelaide Ryans, the girl who prides herself on disliking the boys around here, locked lips with quite a few people. Granted only one of them was actually a male, Mark Smythesson being the lucky one. Unique Bailey, Mackenzie Bailey, Gabrielle Oak, and Audrey Valentine being the other people Adelaide locked lips with. 

Katherine Reynolds was also seen swapping saliva, Nessa Myest and Hunter Osmund being a couple of the unfortunate ones. She also was getting close to Dylan Carter and Mark.

Phillip Emerson found some unlucky humans to sleep around with. Dylan of course was able to find someone to fuck, as he does at every party. Hazel Pruett and Hunter found some time fool around for a bit, but that's no surprise.

And finally, Asher Coleman and Nessa were getting nice and cozy with each other as they shared a sweet kiss. Much more tame than the rest of the drunken crowd.

A lot happened, and if you weren’t there then you surely missed out on all the fun and craziness.

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Spotted! A Lover's Call

Hazel Pruett has been spotted sneaking into the boy's locker room. What's even more interesting is she snuck in during a time where everyone knows no one is in there except for the one and only Prosper Silva.

Looks like she just couldn't resist keeping her distance from him any longer. How desperate must she be to go into the boy's locker room though? A place that reeks of body odor of all sorts. I suppose it could be an ideal place to fuck though, no one would be able to smell those odors mixed into the sweat of athletes.

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Three situations I'd love to know your take on. Dylan and Kat for one. What the fuck is up with that? Dylan's usually all sunshine and sex while Kat is like.... I don't know, soul-less? I think he actually LIKES her. Also, how do you think Hunter and Hazel are going to fair? Smell a break up coming? Finally, what about Hayden & Audrey vs. Adam & Phoebe? Which group is going to make the ultimate betrayal?

I’m surprised Katherine Reynolds didn’t turn into a Black Widow and harvest the poor boy’s organs after they fucked like bunny rabbits.

Then again, she probably only spared his life because, well, with all the shit he puts in his body, Dylan Carter’s flesh isn’t exactly, organic. And Katherine has a figure to uphold, so she wouldn’t go for anyone so…rancid.

Catch my drift, puppet?

Hunter and Hazel. Not this again. Haven’t I explained it well enough. The two are doomed to fail. Besides, I heard that Amelie Woods was spotted sneaking out of the Osmund residence, early morning after the party. Talk about walk of shame.

If that doesn’t break up Prusmond, then surely Prosper Silva will, when he hears what Hunter did to his precious co-captain.

Besides, I hear Hazel’s hots for the Silva boy haven’t steamed off. Looks like she’s looking to go back for seconds. 

As for the other drama. Audrey Valentine better keep her (pretty) little paws of Hayden Black. Let me explain something, puppet. Despite the momentary aneurysm that Black had when he started dating Phoebe Singer, he is mine. Ginger and Blondie had duke it out for Adam Flowers, as long as they finally learn to stay away from Hayden, ok?

Kapeesh, puppet? 

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Drunken Regrets

April 2, 2014

Welcome back, I hope everyone's spring break was as thrilling as mine but I know it wasn't. Not until the end at least, when Dylan hosted his spectacular party. I'm actually surprised that a majority of you showed up to school on Monday. Everybody who's anybody showed up at this party, people got wasted, high, naked and painted on. People were fucking wherever there was enough space to fuck. This is definitely the party of the year so far. I'm sure none of you really remember what happened so let me fill in the blanks. Or at least fill you in on the interesting stuff. 

The main twist of the weekend is someone lacing the alcohol and boy was that fun to watch everyone start spiraling more out of control. Kat fucked a couple of people I'm sure, Dylan being one of them, sadly none of the boys she played with are dead. How disappointing Katherine. Henry and Pascal were there, drinking and surprisingly having fun. I'm sure Henry had a nice buzz going with him being on his meds and then drinking drugged alcohol. Even the sweethearts of the school drank beyond their limit. Callie, Sonya, even Imogen and let's not forget Amelie. Oh Amelie had a very, very eventful night.

She was seen flirting with everyone, guys and girls, and even locked lips with Oakley. Who later was seen shacking up with Callie, I'm positive that was her first time having sex and she probably doesn't remember it. And if that wasn't her first time then she isn't as innocent as I thought. That little kiss ignited a fire in Prosper, he was not happy at all and that was just a kiss a girl he does not have any sort of claim over shared with a drunken body at a party.

Later on in the night the girl was spotted catching up with one of her best friends, Hunter Osmund, whom by the way ditched his girlfriend shortly after arriving to the shindig. Long story short, the two were seen leaving the party together and one of my little helpers followed them back to his house. Looks like after Osmund had a taste of Olivia and Arden he just can't stay loyal to that Pruett witch. And who could blame him? He's young, this is the time to fool around with as many people as possible before settling down. Perhaps his clouded mind thought sleeping with his best friend who he knew was close to Prosper was a great revenge act. 

It wouldn't surprise me if Amelie came to that same conclusion after sobering up. The two friends have been distancing themselves from one another, clearly something happened between the two. A one night stand may have been a great way for him to get back at Prosper but it also may have stirred up old feelings Hunter had for her making their friendship even more impossible to continue.

Prosper almost broke Oakley just for kissing Amelie, I wonder what he'll do to Hunter once he finds out that pretty boy did more than just kiss his co-captain.

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Trouble in Paradise

March 14, 2014

Who would have thought one of Mount Olympus's perfect little couples would of had their falling out just after three months? I did actually, I'm quite surprised they lasted as long as they did. I saw destruction in their future after their drunken night of fucking last fall and I'm so pleased to see the truth finally come out. My darling Luna finally let the world know just how much of a backstabbing, two-timing, cheater the Pruett witch really is and that's when things really started to kick off.

But I'm not here to talk about the steamy affair between Hazel Pruett and Prosper Silva, okay maybe I am just a little. I must say, I was disappointed in the confrontation between the two gentlemen but I suppose Hunter was playing it smart. He is not in the best condition and even if he were, no matter how strong he is, Prosper would be a tough fight to win. Who knows, maybe after pretty boy is all healed up we'll see the two of them really duke it out, only time will tell. I'm sure after the first time Hazel fucked Prosper she put him under some kind of spell to make him better in bed, or she really was just that desperate while poor Hunter was locked up like a prisoner in that mansion of his. Either way, with the affair out in the open, the two lovebirds called it quits Wednesday night.

This left the school having to deal with a more irritated Hazel and a heartbroken Hunter on Thursday. I'm not sure why Hunter was so heartbroken, he was the one who called it all off. But not to worry, it seemed that he only needed twenty-four hours to get over the break up. A little birdie of mine told me they spotted little miss Arden Williams drive up to the Osmund household late last night. I never would have guessed that she'd be the one he'd call for a late night booty call, but drunken-hate-rebound sex is one of the best sex to have as long as you don't remember it the next day. Pretty boy must have remembered because he decided not to show his face at school today, probably too ashamed that he'd stoop so low as to fuck a lesbian who everyone else thinks is dating and fucking Oakley Notte.

Oh wait, I wasn't suppose to let that little secret out. Too late, it's time the world knew. Arden is a closet lesbian, only pretending to date Oakley while fucking him on the side. I know, you must be thinking, how could she fuck a boy if she's attracted to girls? The answer is simple, she's just as sex-crazed as the rest of this school and since she can't attract girls she might as well see if a dick can satisfy her. She only slept with Hunter last night because that's as close as she'll get to sleeping with the person she really likes which happens to be none other than Hazel. 

With all this going on, I'm not sure how Oakley will be able to maintain his fake relationship with Arden especially now that he's getting closer to Olivia Smythesson, who is now living with Hunter and his family.

I feel as though I'm watching a horrible sitcom that just couldn't decide on a plot so they threw everything together and hoped for the best. These people are honestly giving me a headache. 

But back to what matters, we've covered the Hazel/Prosper affair, the Hazel/Hunter split, the Arden/Hunter hook up, the Arden/Oakley weird friends with benefits thing, and it's time to shed some light on the real reason Olivia is living with Hunter. Pretty boy Osmund says it started off as a joke and they played it off like that in the halls but it's all an act. Hunter isn't as innocent as he acts, he cheated on Hazel before she cheated on him. I don't know the details on how it started I just know how it ended, with Olivia pregnant.

That's right, you heard it hear first, doesn't look like Olivia will be able to get out of Portland with a baby on her hip unless Hunter goes with her which we all know he would if she asked because that's just how much of a gentleman he is and it makes me sick. Oakley won't stick around once he finds out about Olivia having a baby in side her. He'd probably just continue to fuck the lesbian and live in the fantasy that he actually has a girlfriend. And Hazel, all I have to say is the boy better watch out. It won't take much for her to break the rest of him.