Mosleepxiety - New Year
This is one of many, many ficlets I am posting on Christmas day. Hope you enjoy!
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"Babes," Remy whined, flopping onto the couch between Virgil and Patton. "We've got a problem."
They both looked up at him when he said that, Virgil from his phone and Patton from his book of 101 dad jokes. Virgil looked confused yet cautious, and Patton just looked concerned.
"What is it?" Patton asked.
Remy pouted. "I can't kiss both of you when it hits midnight! If only I had two pairs of lips, then I could make out with both of you at once."
"That sounds genuinely horrifying," Virgil said.
"Yeah, but, like," Remy waved around his phone, which was in his hand like they'd been permanently glued together. "More lips more kisses. Sounds worth it to me."
"You are right, though," Patton said. "We've gotta decide who kisses who on midnight."
"Does it matter?" Virgil asked.
"Of course, it matters!" Remy exclaimed. "It's super important!"
Patton nodded in agreement.
"Okay, well, then why don't you two kiss at midnight, if it matters to both of you," Virgil offered.
"Aww, but I wanna kiss you, too."
"Then, kiss me after," Virgil said, like it was the obvious solution.
"But the New Year's kiss is special! I wish I could kiss both of you at once." Then, Remy suddenly straightened up and grinned.
"What is it?" Patton asked.
"You two kiss at midnight," Remy said.
Virgil raised his eyebrows. "You sure you're good with missing it?"
"Yeah, 'cos then I get to watch you make out."
"You know," Virgil said. "When you say it like that it sounds creepy."
"Babe, don't act like it's not hot when me and Pat make out in front of you."