ALSO wanna talk about my crackpot Uramichi Oniisan mpreg headcanon please hear me out nfbdd
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Uramichi mpreg crazy bc it's a group effort sort of thing bc 1) it was definitely after a night of drinking and 2) his fitness made it so that he didn't realize until he gets really winded and sick and they take him to a doctor and they're 'oh shit' and he's like 'what...?'
And then his friends/cohosts are excited for him but also incredibly worried bc that means he can't perform and the studio might try to replace him and also uramichi is wayy too close to killing himself so they feel like they have to worry about him
The producer is like 'hmm we might be able to spin this for a marketing thing.." and the merch department is like "children's clothes...? Baby clothes with his designs on them? Of course!" And then they're all like "WE CANNOT LET THE BOSS KNOW" and so they let uramichi stay on for a bit longer until it's no longer reasonable
He's the type to have the sort of luck that has him going to labor in his own kitchen while making food
Itd hurt like a bitch and them suddenly his water is breaking all over his floor and he just stares at
And then he calls kumatani and he's like "WHY DID YOU CALL ME CALL THE HOSPITAL" meanwhile usahara was already on his way to bother him and shows up just in time to be like "oh shit uramichi i think your water broke" and uramichi is like "please call an ambulance..."