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Rereading Metaphysical Determinism (specifically Objects at Rest) and having Thoughts about Analogical doing naughty experiments with dom!Logan/sub!Virgil... and, of course, taking notes.

Seeing how long it takes with different types of stimulation to make Virgil cry

Pushing to see how many times Virgil can come in a night

Tying Virgil up and touching them everywhere except for where she really wants it until he begs

Drifting into a more bratty!Virgil area-- Virgil teasing Logan in public, and once they're along Virgil puts on the angel face and says "I was just doing an experiment"

Seeing how long Virgil can wear a sex toy (be it a plug or a vibrator or a chastity device or whatever) without anyone catching on

Wizard! Shenanigans! To quote the great Liam O'Brian "What's Sexier Than Wizards? Nothing!"

Edging via bringing Virgil sooooo close.... and then letting them go and saying "Wait, I need to write something down..." (in the vein of 'the difference between science and messing around is writing it down')

They've got a spreadsheet somewhere, I'm sure. >:D

Losing it at "I was just doing an experiment" aw cute well heres your results :)

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I adore MPD so much! The way you write Virgil and Logans chemistry is chef's kiss! I absolutely adore the way they read each other's bodies so well they don't even have to speak, 10/10

im always speaking the truth of soft quiet domestic analogical. they are so tender with each other, so considerate and careful and adoring

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Violet, I am blushing and also perhaps feral at the new MPD fic. The sex life of this Wizard/Kitchen Witch couple compel me and I am going to rotate them in my mind for at least a week.

you are so unbelievably valid. Logan is always at MOST two virgil-being-especially-lovable instances from jumping him. He loves laying them out on the bed and exploring aimlessly until Virgil's nearly in tears needing to come. Virgil is Logan's FAVORITE thing to study and he does it every chance he gets

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Ooh, how about MPD ⏳️ (hourglass, if those don't translate devices)

oooooh mpd, i dont normally get that one during these hmmmm. You know i feel like Remus might have a bit of a hypnokink. something about getting out of his own head with all the stumbling blocks/visions/absence seizures. it doesnt work every time to pull him out of those, but Devins happy to take care of him anyway even if it doesnt

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MPD 😵

Janus faints when Remus proposes - mostly because Remus proposed in a poison garden in the dead of summer and the fumes were ludicrous

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✨ mpd verse my beloved

remus draws devin nude at some point and its a very good portrait, Devin lounged out across simple champagne-colored satin sheets in bronze-green-gold. it hangs in their living room (devin makes him take it down when they have guests over)

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idk sexy foam parties ig? 😅 umm ok lets keep mpd but switch the emoji to 🧶 (mostly bc i dont have a good rope emoji)

logan is exttremely into shibari and virgil loves to be trussed up and laid on the bed with her head in logans lap to just zone

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Metaphysical Determinism Royality head canons(would those just be facts? Lol)?

i call them "secret canons" lol

it still takes a looooong time from States of Matter for Roman to be comfortable with sex. i havent put an exact number on it but at least a year. they do a lot of making out though

Roman is attracted to Patton, but he still has very little sex drive. most of the time (i'd say a solid 60-70%) he's not actually all that interested in getting off himself, and mostly just likes to make Patton feel good.

there is a lot of kissing and roman giving patton handjobs and blowjobs followed by roman getting the shit snuggled out of him in their sex life

another reason for that is the size difference - Roman has a big dick for his body size, and then patton is fucking tiny on top of that. penetration takes a significant amount of very slow and thorough prep, and its so time intensive that they usually dont bother

this also means that the rare times Roman is interested in an orgasm blowjobs from patton are Also Difficult and Patton basically winds up mouthing and kitten licking at the head.

thigh fucking however is on the table and very very hot