Thirst Law of Thermodynamics

Thirst Law states: everyone is too damn hot and its A Problem | Minors DNI | you can call me Violet | lu/la/ly/lys/lyself and they/them/their/theirs/themself | 29 | where are you hiding the remile smut | read the FAQ please | COMMISSIONS: CLOSED

[tulipanthousa]

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[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[madhatter1496]

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

If my previous ask said fucks instead of ducks I'm really sorry I'm high as balls on edibles and sleep deprivation

worse <3

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[tulipanthousa]

I do think the most delightful thing about Cleave To Me is all the little seeds of various kinks that get planted during that little encounter. Corruption kink/education kink go brrrr

Virgil is sooooo silly being wracked with guilt over Taking Advantage Of Roman's Innocence when the sorts of fantasies he's picturing are like, flowery poetic bodice ripper novels in which he seduces a noble lady from his repressive and joyless upbringing with the power of Love. he has the squishiest version of a corruption kink possible and still manages to have catholic guilt about it in spite of living in a verse without catholicism

[tulipanthousa]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Anxiety | Virgil Sanders/Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders Characters: Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, Anxiety | Virgil Sanders Additional Tags: Lingerie, barely but roman needs baby steps, Pillow Princess Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, my agenda of prinxiety and the nickname princess continues, Top Anxiety | Virgil Sanders, Bottom Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, First Time Penetrative Sex, gender euphoria, Transfeminine Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, Sexual Overstimulation, Bigender Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, Roman's gender is pretty boy-elegant lady, the dreaded period piece bottle of oil, Crying During Sex, Virgil is trying and failing to pretend he doesnt have a corruption kink, just a little bit bratty roman but its more like pouty Series: Part 7 of Pieces Verse Smut Summary:

Roman has a new outfit.

[tulipanthousa]

i had a weird as hell dream last night that at one point included laoft!virgil's mom having a very very long on/off situationship with an old as dirt but very humanoid fae that showed up for the first time in centuries to try rizzing her up again; and now i cannot stop thinking of the implications of what my brain was cooking up. where they seeing each other in a time where virgil's mom wasn't an eldritch horror?? did the fae see his mom in her uncomprehensible horrors and went smash?? i keep thinking about this so hard the last few days because it's just so funny to me

LOL this is so fun, my friend wyrm (who has since retreated from online life) is the inspiration for Mother's partner in the glimpses of her memory of her own wedding Virgil sees in Vast, because they wrote a super fun au where said character gets frozen/overwinters in permafrost by accident while traveling and returns still person-shaped to a wickhills where Mother is now an eldritch abomination. they also wrote one (in the inpired-by of Group Chat if you wanna check it out) where Emile hits on Virgil's mom.

SUCH a fun concept for a humanoid to try and chat up Mother it cracks me up every time

[tulipanthousa]

I adore MPD so much! The way you write Virgil and Logans chemistry is chef's kiss! I absolutely adore the way they read each other's bodies so well they don't even have to speak, 10/10

im always speaking the truth of soft quiet domestic analogical. they are so tender with each other, so considerate and careful and adoring

[milkooze-deactivated20260329]

[tulipanthousa]

Violet, I am blushing and also perhaps feral at the new MPD fic. The sex life of this Wizard/Kitchen Witch couple compel me and I am going to rotate them in my mind for at least a week.

you are so unbelievably valid. Logan is always at MOST two virgil-being-especially-lovable instances from jumping him. He loves laying them out on the bed and exploring aimlessly until Virgil's nearly in tears needing to come. Virgil is Logan's FAVORITE thing to study and he does it every chance he gets

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[halobats]

this has reduced me to tears

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[systlin]

I looked up and read the Flea after this and it is in fact enough to kill a modern person who complains about 'problematic' smut on AO3 instantly.

It is making a political point but also Sweet mother of fuck

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!