#mpregposting

[fatherpaulsjeans]

Skeletá is born!

[funtomconfectionery]

i want alucard from hellsing

[predbait]

honestly i need to get pregnant soooo bad. then get the litter aborted in the 2nd trimester because there is no way im raising those thangs. then the cycle repeats

[cashieu]

mpregposting

[fatherpaulsjeans]

So me and my bf were discussing the alignment chart of mpreg birth...

Lawful good: the father is trans and the baby is born naturally, vaginally

Neutral good: a divine miracle makes the baby noclip through the stomach

Chaotic good: the baby is passed through the urethra like a kidney stone

Lawful neutral: the father has no uterus, the pregnancy is ectopic and the baby is delivered through a C-section

True neutral: the father has a proto-uterus (artificially or magically inserted) and has a C-section

Chaotic neutral: the father has a functioning uterus and vagina, has a C-section anyway

Lawful evil: the baby is born through the anus

Neutral evil: the baby crawls its way until the esophagus and gets puked

Chaotic evil: the baby bursts out of the stomach like the alien from Alien (1979)

[fatherpaulsjeans]

A priest with a breeding kink but he wants to get pregnant with the Holy Ghost's baby. He wants God to bestow him a miracle butt baby who will either be the Messiah or the Antichrist. Holy mpreg. Virgin Gary.

[fatherpaulsjeans]

I was looking for funny stock photos of men having prostate exams to send to my bf, found mpreg instead

[fatherpaulsjeans]

sorry not sorry