#priestposting

[dragonbma]

Give him an ibuprofen and his son back and he should be fine, guys.

Maybe two ibuprofen-

[father-dominic]

Day 1 of slowly increasing the speed of the hymns to see if anyone will follow suit. So far so good. Some confusion but the bait was taken.

[stainedglassbeads]

priest kink for ex-catholic queers is like. yeah forbidden object of affection power dynamics blasphemous sex embrace of sin etcetc. that's all well and good, believe you me. but it's also like. what if you, a holy man, felt this guilt for wanting, for feeling, for loving, for needing, for being human? what if it tore you up inside, you, the embodiment of the church incarnate, the living vessel of the lord, and what if it kept you up at night, the undeniable humanity of want, of touch, of pleasure with all its many whispering, beckoning faces? what if it made you question all your vows, everything you've come to stand for, the ground beneath your very feet, filled you with shame and made you feel like a dirty sinner, but is so radiant and warm like nothing you've ever had before, that you can't turn away, even if it hurts? what if, in all this suffering, all this bending, there is a moment of snap and give, a relenting to the desire, a flooding of possibility and sensation and feeling from that break? what if you found something sacred in the embrace of sweaty bodies, the desperation and draw and give and take, in the entangling with another soul? what if, in all this, you still found and chose pleasure, chose that oldest humanity even as the holiness scars you, human as you are?

[sneckoil]

monsignor pruitt

[sceptixfakemon]

silly meme thing for @vigilant-cleric with his useless bisexual priest

[fatherpaulsjeans]

A priest with a breeding kink but he wants to get pregnant with the Holy Ghost's baby. He wants God to bestow him a miracle butt baby who will either be the Messiah or the Antichrist. Holy mpreg. Virgin Gary.

[gospel-orchestrated]

tips on bonding with a forgotten god 👍

so, you want to attract some long forgotten (or newly created) spirit with no reputation. honestly, i'd label this kind of unsafe and risky, but i did it, so i'm not gonna stop you if you really want to. just keep in mind that, while attempting to contact a forgotten god? you're gonna run into other stuff. this is essentially reaching your hand into the spiritual mystery box and shaking it around, and some of the stuff that lurks down there is bitey. here is my obligatory tread with caution first, put up wards against anything malicious etc etc, but realistically. i can't stop you.

general forgotten god bonding tips:

keep an energy of openness about you. just broadcasting a general thought of "hey, i'm here, and i want to talk to you." they listen. if they want to talk to you, they'll find a way.

look for reccuring signs in your life. humans like to find patterns in everything, but look for a sign that affects you on a large scale. a lot of these signs can be found around big changes or life events. ask who that random streak of strangely specific good luck or that weirdly occuring motif or that time you almost died but didn't belongs to! sometimes, you'll get an answer. other times, it's just chance, which, there's nothing wrong with that either.

talk out loud to "any spirits who may be nearby." i used to do really vague wide spells like this by saying that exact phrase, and it works for drawing them in or warding them off.

communicate with them. communicating is huge. talking is huge. they'll tell you a lot about themselves if they're chatty and want to foster a connection with you, although some will be harder than others.

ask what offerings they'd like! once you know someone is there, and you determine you'd like to work with them, ask them things. i know it seems annoying but a lot of the forgotten gods just appreciate you caring enough to do so.

find out what they stand for. help them with it!

be a little crazy with them. part of having a really cool relationship with a forgotten god is just being really weird together. it can be a part of your practice and I wholeheartedly encourage you to get a little weird with it. in whatever way you see fit.

and last, but definitely not least,

most importantly, imo, but there's a reason that when creatures or angels or demons are depicted, it's a lot. it will be a lot. there is a reason angels tell you to 'be not afraid'.

i am gently taking your hands, and telling you,

when you meet an old god,

be not afraid.

they are beings just like us at the end of the day. they may not be on our level, like, at all, but basic human respect and kindness goes a long way. i've seen spirits shy off because people have such a set image of the deity in their mind as a deity that they forget that.. you can be friendly with them. no one is going to smite you down. they will also want to talk about their days. they have niche hobbies. they have lives.

be not afraid.

don't blow them out of proportion. be respectful, and kind, and coexist with them instead of apologizing for breathing the air they occupy, and things will fall as they should.

anyways. this got long so i can make a follow up post of how to bond with Cou specifically, but i'm leaving this here for now.

thank you to @caidenthewitch for the fun engaging question. i am by no means a professional but hell, it worked for me, so 👍

i hope this experience helps!

[gudenoodle]

'I'd rather be leading a pious priest down the path of temptation right now'

Father, I have a different type of collar for you.

You look so good kneeling, show me how you pray.