❝ Rockin’ around the Christmas tree ❞
'Our muses get drunk together at a Christmas party and decide to make this party lit.’
It takes quite a bit for Hades to get tipsy, let alone drunk, but when he’s got Eris by his side and they’ve settled in Dionysus’ bar it’s a lot more easy. Dionysus is known for his good drinks, after all, and when there’s a sudden party starting as well, it isn’t all too farfetched a thought to think that Hades might join in the celebrations. Especially when Eris takes one look around the room, raises a well-sculpted eyebrow at him and challenges him to make this party ‘the best party this city has ever seen.’
So now here they are, with considerably more drinks in their system than they had just an hour before, and he knows Persephone is going to kill him when he comes home this drunk, but on the other hand who knows what she’s doing tonight - she might not even be home before morning. So he’s enjoying himself thoroughly trying all kinds of Dio’s wine as well as holding little competitions with Eris that leave the demigods around staring in shock.
Nothing’s off limits when you’re two gods who’ve known each other since before time, and so somewhere down the line finds him standing atop the bar, throwing darts at a moving board - blindfolded. Now this is a particularly fun activity to play in the middle of the night with a good glass of wine in hand, but at the same time he is still who he is, and so him blindfolded and half out of his mind means a hellhound shows up to check up on him and make sure he’s alright.
Only this one just so happens to be Cerberus this time, possibly bored in the Underworld, and the three-headed creature of every human’s nightmares decides to stroll out of the Underworld right in the middle of the bar, taking a dart in the shoulder for the effort. Upon receiving a disgruntled huff from his favourite pet, Hades takes off the blindfold, laughs at the sight of a disgruntled Cerberus surrounded by terrified drunk demigods and then steps off the bar, forgetting how high up he is so he simply just falls face first to the floor. Rather than saving himself, he saves the glass of wine, which promptly gets slobbered empty by one of Cerberus’ heads, another one nudging Hades worriedly while the third one keeps a watchful eye on their surroundings.
“I’m good!” Hades manages to bring out from where he’s giggling on the floor. “Don’t do that, Cerbie, that tickles.”