#mr dandy

[dand3l1on-fluff]

You know what I want? I want Billy Mays to come back from Heaven to help us clean house.

A film crew would follow him around Washington D.C. and Billy Mays (now equipped with Angel Wings!) would show us how we can clean up our government.

“Dirty politicians? Ka-BOOM them right out of office!”

“Outdated Legislation? Oxyclean will obliterate those hard to remove stains!”

“Bureocracy? Watch as the foam removes the red tape right before your eyes!”

The Revolution would be televised, but only at 3 am on syndicated networks.

[dand3l1on-fluff]

“I thought I was paying attention, but I super weren’t.”

[merinobrothers]

8/9ozs recommendations(2) Harrisons Mystique 34167 blue 3 piece suit by Mr. Dandy. As summer is coming, 8/9ozs all wool is naturally the most popular and reliable fabric choice for suiting. At this weight, a commonly asked multiple choice question is a) Harrisons Mystique b) H Lesser 8/9ozs c) Smith Woollens Gilt Edge Let us show you more photos soon for you to answer this difficult question!

[actual-apostate]

I TRIED TO MAKE MY EVIL MR DANDY (view his fo3 character here)

but don’t even get me started on how let down w fallout 4 and the lack of karma and  the fact  that all characters are essentially the same character

BUT ANYWAY, story is-- this is dandy before the war, before he went out and got in the vault, got fucked up, and came out one bag egg psychopath serial killer ;D

[quarkmaster]

Mr Dandy

Sterling Tuttle

[laguzmage]