Little Misters headcanons part 2
Knows way too many cursed facts
A bit more distant to everyone
Worried about whether or not he’s gonna wake up next time
Worked in Wondertainment’s medical staff before becoming a mister, yes there’s an entire medical staff for this place one of the toys is made with phoenix feathers
Barely ever gets surprised
The designated normal guy(tm) of the misters, but like, the cartoon normal guy, the comically normal guy
Slowly becoming more and more done with everything
Also one of Reginald’s cousins pre-being a mister
Cool grandad of the misters
Tells stories about his life but all of them are concerning, he just weirdly chill while being like “I remember in my youth I set a man on fire because he cut in line at the soda fountain” and no one knows if they actually happened or not least of all him
When you first meet him you’re like “oh nice granddad” but the longer you know him the more feral he gets, while still having grandfather vibes
I… honestly don’t have anything for pre-mistering, I kinda wanna make him literally be Reginald’s grandfather but I’m not sure if that would work
No one knows what his sexuality is
Like every mister either fears him (Forgetful, Shapey, Soap, Hungry, Life/Death, Fish, Lost), wants to kill him (Chameleon, Headless, Laugh, Shapey, Hot, Sweetie, Moon, Mad, Lie, Stripes), just hates him but doesn’t fear or want to kill him (Brass, Money), or is Smiles (who he’s… kind of friends with)
Is physically incapable of wearing anything that doesn’t at least have a little red on it
Keeps sending Wondertainment letters that just say “fuck you bitch”
Before being a mister, he [REDACTED]
The calmest guy, he loses at Uno and just goes “oh darn.” In a mildly disappointed voice
The holder of the braincells among the misters
*bleeding horribly* oh well that’s not good- *sees one of the other misters get a papercut* oh god… I must protect them…
An accountant pre-mistering.
Name an anomalous location and he’s probably accidentally stumbled in there at some point. The infinite Ikea? He’s been there. The Wanderer’s Library? He’s been there. Alagadda? Well he’s somehow been there too
Will ramble about his interests for hours
Third member of Brass and Sweetie’s vocaloid fan club
*Standing outside someone’s window on the fifth floor* Hi there :D
You know that trope that’s like, card-carrying villain, but like, not actually evil in any way whatsoever? Yeah, that.
Will find every little loophole he can and save em for later, in case he really needs to be honest about something
Has trouble… feeling, if that makes sense? Like, he doesn’t really get much emotion reaction out of stuff?
Hasn’t overall interacted with most of the other misters that much, even though he can. He just didn’t get that many opportunities.
*dressed in colorful clothes* this world is cruel
Whenever interacting with a piece of media he will always find the fridge horror
Before the rust he already technically had some anomalous properties, that being that people around him tended to be a lot happier and that he was physically unable to not smile. The rust has more or less destroyed the first one.
Most of the other misters are worried about where he is, except for Forgetful, who knows what happened, and Redd, who sneaks in sometimes.
Redd is trying to turn Smiles to the dark side but it’s just not going anywhere, he’s too stubborn to stop.
Is in horrible denial that Reginald isn’t gonna come back for him, believes that things have to turn out okay, right?
Pretty nice guy overall but says really concerning stuff a lot, he actually kinda likes freaking people out
Surprisingly good at playing the piano, good for him
Puts quarters in the card reader
