“But you’re wearing very well, Wimsey,” pursued Mr. Peake, benevolently. “Kept your waist-line. Still good for a sprint between the wickets. Can’t say I’m much use now, except for the Parents’ Match, eh, Jim? That’s what marriage does for a man—makes him fat and lazy. But you haven’t changed. Not an atom. Not a hair. Absolutely unmistakable. And you’re quite right about these louts on the river. I’m sick and tired of being barged into and getting their beastly punts over my bows. They don’t even know enough to apologise. Think it’s dashed funny. Stupid oafs. And gramophones bawling in your ears. And look at ’em! Just look at ’em! Enough to make you sick. Like the monkey-house at the Zoo!” “Noble and nude and antique?” suggested Harriet. “I don’t mean that. I mean the pole-climbing. Watch that girl—hand over hand, up she goes! And turning round to shove as if she was trying to clear a drain. She’ll be in if she isn’t careful.” “She’s dressed for it,” said Wimsey. “I’ll tell you what,” said Mr. Peake, confidentially. “That’s the real reason for the costume. They expect to fall in. It’s all right to come out with those beautiful creases down your flannels, but if you do go in it makes it all the funnier.”
--Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night, Chapter XIV, 1936.
(Follows directly from the effects of Wimsey of Balliol on the unwitting.)
Harriet quotes “noble and nude and antique” from the poem “Dolores (Notre-Dame des Sept Douleurs)” by Algernon Charles Swinburne (1837-1909), published in Poems and Ballads (1866). In the poem, the narrator applies the phrase to the titular figure of Dolores. The connection to monkeys appears to be Harriet’s own flight of fancy. (x)
Images: Sketches of University Life, 1902. (x)














