#poor peter

[demonspawnwriter]

Sirius hasn’t slept in his own bed in years btw, he always falls asleep cuddling either Remus or James

[seagullseverywhere]

Guys imagine baby marauders growing up together and discussing literally everything with each other peter feeling left out because he is the only who does not find boys as pretty as girls or even more when james sirius and remus are all like yes yes, totally, girls could never

[irondad3000]

peter: i'm...spider-man

tony: not in that onesie, you're not

peter: it's not a onesie >:(

[coffeestainedstars]

It was Monday.

It was only Monday.

And this was the third time this week Sirius and Remus forgot the bloody silencing charm. They thought they had been so slick hiding the fact that they were shagging, but it was kind of hard to ignore when they always forgot the endlessly important Muffalato.

Peter was lucky in a way; he had fallen asleep ages ago. His ears didn't have to suffer like James’ did. He’d tried everything from earplugs to blasting music. Nothing worked.

Which is how he ended up chucking a pillow through Sirius’ bed curtains, watching as his face appeared through them a moment later, scowl etched across it.

“What the fuck, Prongs?” he hisses through his teeth. “I was trying to sleep.”

James can’t meet his eyes. He’s too scarred.

“If you two are going to shag, please for the love of Merlin and Morgana, remember the bloody silencing charm,” he deadpans.

Sirius’ mouth falls open in a small O shape, and even through the darkness James can see his face flushing intensely. “O-oh. Right. Sorry, mate. It—er—shit. Fuck,” he sputtered out, dripping his gaze towards the floor before hurrying back through the curtains. James could make out the slight sounds of whispers before they were silenced by the charm.

Slags. The both of them. Bloody slags.

[wolfensongs]

*sprays him with a water bottle* Ah! Get out of that! @frombehindpaleeyes

“Can’t have shit in this house !!”— he’s scrambling away and growling .

[galwithalibrarycard]

Objectively kind of funny that Peter is being forced to listen to Bea’s love song to Ben, given the context of NMTD. It’s like the universe is reminding him what happened last time he asked out a crush. :(

[the-sugar-in-the-whiskey]

Where’s panic fuckup Tony?

Like him & Peter almost do the do. Or even halfway do the do😏 and Tony FREAKS after.

Just panics, goes out, and jumps all over the first young girl that approaches him at the bar.

It allllll over the headlines the next day. In every newspaper. Pepper comes storming in shouting. “I didn’t divorce your emotionally constipated a$$ so you could go cause a national scandal by fucking some random girl less than half your age in a bar when Peter is RIGHT THERE TONY! You were supposed to screw Peter. Peter was the scandal! You were supposed to marry Peter ffs. Have you lost your mind?”

And Tony is just…

Then he goes to find Peter and he’s gone. All his stuff is gone. And the suits on his bed. With a copy of the daily paper on top showing Tony and the young girl at the bar…

I need more panic fuckup Tony

[kaigrozthemad]

Look at him and tell me that you won't keep him in your pocket even if he ruined your fav laptop 🥺🥹💖🕷

A little idea for those who write Peter in Gotham.

Instead of Peter going to the Library to search for information, why not let him borrow one of the Bats' laptop?

Hear me out.

So Peter heard that the Waynes is super rich so they must have the newest tech, including very hightech laptops right?

So what if going to the library was not an option because it was bombed last week or youngsters without adults are not allowed there of sth idk. Just get the library off line. Then the only options left was to borrow or hired a computer.

Like shit Peter will have enough money so borrow it is.

But the problem was he cannot just take anyone's computer randomly. In Gotham, to some, a computer could be their whole fortune, that is if they even have a computer. Peter couldn't just risk silently borrow a computer from a poor person and accidentally break it.

No no. He must thinks it throughly. Then he heard about the Wayne and was like,

"They are rich so they must have tons of computer/laptop."

"I can just borrow one and will give it back to where it was when I'm done."

"If I accidentally break it then... I mean they're rich."

So Peter just casually broke into the Wayne manor, took one of the Bats' computer/laptop, cracked the password, did all the researches he needed, deleted all the digital traces he created and placed it back where it belong.

Just like that.

Why didn't Peter just steal it? Bro his moral could never.

Borrow without asking because you are randomly being dumbed into a whole nother universe and in desperate need for information and will give it back unscratched? ✅️ (with a sense of guilt)

Straight up stealing it? 🚫 No definitely no.

Does any of this make sense? No.

But it's fun to think about. Like, Peter being good enough to bypass the Wayne security, managed to avoid being found out by one of the Bats, borrowed and cracked their personal laptop just to do some reseaches and placed it back like nothing happened.

He might even accidentally find out that Tim is Robin or Bruce Wayne had just donated 2 millions dollars to the orphanage anonymously or sth like that.

Idk I just think the library trope is overused (I like it but still) and this one is kinda fun.