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Hey Rose, why don't you ever talk about that time you got stuck in that home personal-use carbonation machine? That was one of my favorite pranks Roxy pulled on you!
Rose just blinked at the question. “Because I don’t like to talk about the time I got drank by my drunken sister and turned into an burp for several hours before condensating on my mother’s martini glass”
Speaking of Jane's... excretion: are there any other methods you've employed to escape from a gut? I'd imagine that a rubbery wad like you would get to enjoy a variety of abscond tactics!
Oh god, um...Well spat up, usually as a chewed up wad of myself...one time I somehow got absorbed and processed as a guy’s urine, which was not fun getting pissed out into a bush. One time I got sweated out by a large woman who had thought I was some ‘candy looking girl’, which was...disgusting. Oh, and I’ve been hurled up several times by my own family members. Admittedly none of these were voluntary but still.
PRO: You've got a walking, talking, grape-flavored roommate-shaped wad of bubblegum, able to be snatched up and chewed on demand. CON: She'd probably have trouble paying rent if all of her time is split between getting mashed up in your mouth and blown into bubbles!
Not really a “Pro” in my case
