#mr. machete

[ambush-park]

AHHH I LOVE YOUR HOMICIPHER DRAWINGS SO MUCH 😩💓💓💓

Thank you! 😊 v

[weepingnectar]

mc holding on to her last thread of patience

I love them, they're so silly

[jamspillage]

kiyties.............,

[arashi-chan12-art]

Chibi doodles at the con. Feel like I might make a few of these into personal keychains or stickers after digitizing or reworking them. They're simple and easy to draw because they have no eyes haha

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Homicipher Voice Headcanons (Part 2/4)

(Link to Part 1 of the voice headcanons)

Hehe I'm glad that people enjoyed the first part, so here's the second!! The third one shall be posted soon today :D

[sweetypouch]

Miss Me! Kiss Me! 💋

Homicipher Men Hcs

Synopsis: Which part of your body do they love to kiss the most?

Might be ooc

Grammar errors (?)

Fluff

Mentions!⚠️: Little blood and murder mentioned at Mr. Scarletella's part. A little bit of spicy stuff but overall it's just fluff

Word count: 2,281

Mr. Crawling >>> Your lips ♡

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ The first time you kissed his lips, he was confused, yet he feels so happy to be finally this close to you! Out of every part of your body that he kissed, the lips are what makes him feel the closest to your heart.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He believes it was like a medicine, every time you kiss him—especially when he's sad, it would just go away! 'Like poof!', He said.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Hands on your cheeks and a kiss full of love. I DEFINITELY BELIEVE he loves cupping your cheeks whenever he's kissing you. He likes squishing them because it's cute.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ If it's on the bed, he would lay his head on your chest and would crave your kisses 24/7. He desperately needs affection so please give all your love to him.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ When he asks for it, he would cutely point at his lips and pucker it up as he waits for you to crouch down to his level, and he's all excited like a cute little baby! Even spreading out his arms to you, wishing to hug and secure you in his arms while giving you all the love he could give.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He's too tall when he stands up, is that a problem? Of course not! He'd just carry you by the waist—maybe even spin you around to make you happy.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Leaning down to your level is completely fine to him, in that way, it won't be too hard for you. He cares about your comfort very much so it's very important for him to find any way to make you feel safe, so consider his kiss assuring you that he's here to protect you, no matter what.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ If he wants to tease you, he'd pretend to say something just so you could scoot closer to listen to him, and that's where he'll attack you with a single kiss and laugh about it. I also have to mention that he LOVES showing you off, like literally. This man would kiss you if he feels like someone has taken a liking to you, he's super jealous about it too! He'll surely ask for more assurance coming from you so kiss him pls :(

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Never forgets about it. Be it morning kisses, goodnight kisses, sorry kisses, and of course the 'I love you' kisses. There's even a kiss when he finds something valuable or useful, like your favourite crowbar for example.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He's a loverboy, I know. Best boyfriend ever.

Mr. Silvair >>> Your neck ♡

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ That cute reaction you make when he kisses you in that certain spot is very alluring to him.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ It's his way of claiming you, telling you that he's yours or as if assuring you that you're safe and protected in his arms.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Poor baby's already tired of all that researching on humans, and kissing you might be the only cure so he can continue with his work. You'll be surprised to feel his hands snaking around your waist from behind as he rests his head on your shoulder just to plant soft kisses all around your neck, sometimes he would go further and kiss you on your nape, making you flinch while very flustered.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Give him a visit in his research room, so he can give you a warm hug and a delicate kiss all around your face until his lips reached your neck, nibbling on it when he likes to tease you, leaving a mark that can last up to several days. He would even inspect it and admire his work.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He can be playful rather than cute at given moment, he will lean closer to your face and just stare at you through those bandaged eyes, searching for a new area he'd like to kiss next.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Bites too, but rarely does it, he doesn't want to hurt you, so maybe he'll just munch on your neck softly.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He's knowledgeable about the fact that it's one of the sensitive parts of a human body, why else did he chose it as his most favourite kissing spot? He loves to see your reaction as a part of his enjoyment, plus a quick memo for his research—like hitting two birds in one stone.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Likes to tuck your hair behind your ear, caress your cheeks softly, and blows a cold air on your neck. It's those things he does that makes you blush really hard.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ When sleeping, he likes to nuzzle onto them, he says it makes him feel safe, inhaling your scent was very comfortable to him; like a lullaby for sleep.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He might even let you kiss his neck, only if you feel like it. He's all yours after all.

Mr. Chopped >>> Your cheeks ♡

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ If there's only one word to describe him, it's cute. The way he smiled from ear to ear, the way his cheeks were almost the exact same shade as the pupil of his eyes, it was all adorable.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He asks about it politely too, so gentle and careful. Spoiling him a bit too much about it means you're taking responsibility for his clinginess, like carrying him all the time and kissing him from time to time.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He loves the feeling of your hands, everything about you is beautiful in his eyes. He might not be able to hold you and protect you like you do, atleast he's making it up to you by giving all his attention and time for you.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He loves kissing your squishy cheeks. To tease you, he would munch on them aggressively so it would leave your cheeks puffy and swollen, he's irresistible when he's like that so try not to get him all worked up with being so lovey-dovey to him.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ When he's desperate for a kiss, he'd pout and call for you, when he's been ignored, he'll cry and act all mean to you, but it won't last for long before he tries to beg for your attention again, maybe asking Mr. Hand for a helping hand will help.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Lay him beside you and he'll pepper you with kisses all over your face. He won't let a single day pass without it.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ You'll braid his hair? Okay! In exchange for kisses.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He can let you style his hair as well, only if you'd let him kiss you all day.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Is there any other way for him to let you know just how much he loves you? Of course there is! It's all coming out of his mouth. Other than kissing you with that talkative mouth of his, he gives a lot of compliments to make sure you deserve all the love he has, so make sure to give him a reward for being such a sweet boy.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ With or without a body, he's contented. As long as he's with you, he wouldn't wish for anything anymore other than to make you happy.

Mr. Gap >>> Your nose ♡

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ A smooch and a boop on your nose are some of his favourite things to do to you, even going further by joking about taking your nose, literally.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ At first, he's all curious when you came to mention that humans loves to kiss someone they really love, and since you're the only one he thinks of when you mentioned 'love', it wouldn't hurt him to try it? Right?

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ The next thing you knew, he's all obsessed about kissing you, instead of asking for a heart, a leg, or even your hand, this one was by far the safest thing he requested for in your opinion.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Might even pull you in the shadows.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He thinks it's weird to be kissed on the nose, but you told him kisses can be done almost anywhere, and out of all that, he likes kissing you on the nose because it's his own special way of showing love, and you think it's cute.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ To him, it's what he do to make you feel safe, always lurking in the shadows, keeping a careful eye out on you.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ It's also his way of greeting you if you decided to peek through holes like a sewer or a small window, it's what keeps that smile growing widely on his face.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He can join you on the bed too, creeping up through your blanket just to jump into you and wrap his arms around you, he'll finally had all day to kiss you and cuddle you.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ "Want your kiss, you give kiss?" Yeah, that's his favourite word now.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Look at that ear to ear grin he has when he got what he want, blushing at it won't make him shut up, you know?

Mr. Scarletella >>> Your hands ♡

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Pops up like an ad, like gurl can you not?-

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He's devoted to you, of course he is. Kissing you was like a wish granted; something he wants to do aside from worshipping you like you're some sort of a God.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Gently kisses your hand, be it the back, or the palm, in fact going further like kissing you all the way to your arm. He's completely drugged by you.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He's a gentleman, you could say that. He would steal a lot of names and pile them up full of blood as a gift for you, Things can get as bloody and messy as it can be and he would still worry more about your attention towards him.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ I highly doubt he'd stop doing that. One moment you're chilling somewhere and the next thing you know, he's right there in front of you.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Will make you feel like royalty, you and him, together, ruling the other world forever.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He'd love to kill everyone who gets in his way, just so he can touch you and keep you; hold your hand and keep you safe under his umbrella. Just say the word, he's an obedient man.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He's so delusional, and that's what you love about him.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Partners in crime? I guess you could say that.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Holding hands is also included at that. Perhaps you would also like to walk with him on a rainy night under an umbrella while you're at it.

Mr. Hood >>> Your head ♡

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ You're in need of protection, so of course he'd do it in his special ways, and kissing you on the head might just be one of it.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He's very gentle, even though you can't really feel his lips nor think if he ever had one in the first place, it's his feelings that you can feel by the way he loves doing it at any chance he can find.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Don't worry about hostile monsters, he's got you protected.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He takes a good care of you, treating you like a little kid was something he's really good at.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Will give you a little kiss on your forehead before taking a rest. You needed it after all.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Likes to hold your head while he's at it.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He said it's what he does to make your fear go away, to make you feel more safe and secure.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He'll also ruffle your hair or caress it so sweetly, and tucking a strand of your hair behind your ears, it's some of the best examples of things he'd do out of love.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Your height is a very good advantage, just the perfect height for head kisses.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Although he's rarely this touchy to you, you love just how much of a caring man he is.

Mr. Machete >>> Your Shoulders ♡

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Will do it at any unexpected moment, he loves to see your reaction very much because he'll use it as a defense mechanism, which is more of a black mailing than a self-defense.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ The two of you had this really weird relationship, like lovers while also being each others' worst hater.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ On rare times, he'll be a touch-deprived man, and the next time, he's good like usual, which actually looks funny.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Even though he rarely shows it, you know he loves you just as much as you love him, and it's all between the two of you.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He loves everything about you, your body, your personality, all about it, "You're fun" is one thing he would say to describe you.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Back hugs are his surprise attacks. Sometimes, he'd carry you without you knowing.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ He's annoying most of the time, but when he's in a good mood, he can be as sweet as a little kid.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Walking with him around the unfamiliar world is like a date for him, it's something he does to pass the time while having you by his side.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Kissing you on the shoulder means he owns you, not in a bad way. He just doesn't like the idea of sharing something he loves.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎~ Maybe you can let him take a bite? He promises he'll be gentle.

[justasecretflower]

“Cruel affair” homicipher men when they realize another monster likes you

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Synopsis- like a reversed harem. I wouldn’t call it a love triangle necessarily !

Cw- mentions of possessiveness, fighting, marriage, unhealthy obsessions, stalking. Mentions of a chest? Not specifically feminine

Pairs- Mr. Scarletta and Mr. Crawling, Mr. Silvair and Mr. Chopped, Mr. Hood and Mr. Machete

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Mr. Crawling and Mr. Scarletta

❤️Mr. Scarletta obviously had his eyes on you way before Mr. Crawling and he reminds him of that often. He tries taking you and pointing while saying ‘mine first’

🖤Mr. Crawling is not scared of Mr. Scarletta. But he knows how obsessed Mr. Scarletta is with you and is afraid he can’t compete with him. So he often brings you gifts or tries to be more loving. He’s very clingy. So this only adds to it

❤️Mr. Scarletta, being delusional as always he believes that mr. Crawlings gifts and affections can only go so far because you two are in love. You will be together. You killed all for him, surely you wanna be with him forever right?

🖤Mr. Crawling actually gets more excited to find an exit because of Mr. Scarletta. He gets more eager to leave this world behind so you can just forget about all the other monsters and live peacefully with him.

❤️Mr. Scarletta is happy wherever you are but he likes the world you’re in because he can manipulate it a lot more than the real life world. Your significance of marriage means more in the paranormal world . But he’ll follow you to the ends of the earth if you wanted to.

🖤❤️they have fought a couple of times and each time Mr. Scarletta just disappeared just to reappear like a week later.

⤷if you choose mr. Crawling… Mr Scarletta isn’t ever gonna fully go away. Only if you went back to the real world would he leave your life completely..but you still feel like he’s somewhere there..

⤷if you choose Mr. Scarletta mr. Crawling would get super super sad. He felt even more betrayed because he taught you monster language and helped guide you through their world and then you picked Mr. Scarletta. Mr. Scarletta would be appreciative and get married immediately so he knows you could never leave.

⤷If you couldn’t pick…they would not be able to share you. They’re both clingy. Mr. Crawling physically and Mr. Scarletta emotionally. They need you there with them or else they freak out. They also don’t get the complexity of relationships in the polyamory scope so they just assume they need to keep fighting until you pick which one you want lol.

Mr. Silvair and Mr. Chopped

🤍I honestly think mr. Silvair is pretty possessive but he thinks of Mr. Chopped to not pose a threat. He thinks Mr. Chopped is well.. not enough to fully satisfy you. You will always need him to hold you when you sleep so you’re safe, or take care of you. As well as taking care of Mr. Chopped

🧡Mr. Chopped will always be super jealous of Mr. Silvair because he can touch you. He wants to pat you on the head, hold you while you sleep, kiss your face all over, too :(. Because of this Mr. Chopped is esp needy when Mr. Silvair is touchy. He demands to be held after Mr. Silvair touches you.

🤍I feel like Mr. Silvair would be insanely interested in the human world, especially health and things like that. He’s just so interested in humans and if he changed if he was for a long time or not. Mentally or physically. Mr. Chopped strikes me as someone who is scared of change but eventually warms up to it if u force him to come along. Plus he wouldn’t wanna be alone.

🧡Mr. Chopped is always trying to get your attention with being silly and trying to make you laugh. He’s desperate. He craves love and attention and is so jealous that he can’t just pick you up and take you away from everybody else. He needs to be constantly reminded that you do in fact like him.

🤍Mr. Silvair is observant. He understands Mr. Chopped is jealous of him being able to touch you and not have a reliance on somebody to carry him around. He finds it funny. But he makes sure Mr. Chopped gets head pats

⤷If you choose Mr. Silvair… Mr. Chopped would understand, he’s literally a head. He can’t fill your physical needs, he can’t be a proper lover to you. Thats fine. It just hurts him like hell. He hates seeing you and Mr. Silvair do everything he wants to do with you. Mr. Silvair is a good boyfriend but gets that Mr. Chopped hates seeing you two touch and yk..do couple stuff so he usually isn’t that affectionate when he’s around.

⤷if you choose…Mr. Chopped he would literally be so happy. He can’t hold you or kiss you without you helping him but you still choose him just because you like him?! Ugh he’s over the moon. Mr. Silvair never expected it, so he’d sulk silently for a pretty long time. You were the first person that he’s met in his ghost life that he was attracted to. That he really liked. But he knew that Mr. Chopped deserved some love.

⤷if you couldn’t choose… Mr. Chopped and Mr. Silvair are perfectly fine sharing. In fact they balance each other out quite well. Mr. Chopped makes you laugh super hard and Mr. Silvair gives you physical affection and is the seriousness out of you two. (If you’re a lil silly ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) Mr. Chopped insists to be held all the time. Especially at night so while Mr. Silvair holds you, you hold Mr. Chopped who drools into your chest

Mr. Hood and Mr. Machete

🤎Mr. Hood isn’t possessive. He’s not insecure, he knows he’s good to you, and he also knows Mr. Machete is… Mr. Machete..

🩷Mr. Machete doesn’t react to kindly when he finds out somebody else likes the person he likes. He finds this out by seeing you walking with Mr. Hood and how Mr. Hood was incredibly gentle. I believe Mr. Machete is 100% a himbo but he is also incredibly jealous and possessive. Seeing another monster that close to you makes him mad.

🤎Mr. Hood knows that Mr. Machete can’t actually hurt him yk because he has no solid figure. He’s just black void with a cloak on. So I imagine Mr. Machete constantly trying to throw his weapon at Mr. Hood and only for it to go through and for him to make an aggravated noise and run away.

🩷Mr. Machete is like a dog/cat who brings you dead prey in able to impress you. He likes staking his claim like that. You’ll often be walking around just for Mr. Machete to come out of nowhere and place a dead corpse in front of you

🤎while Mr. Machete is all acts of services Mr. Hood is a heavenly combination of acts of services and words of affirmation. He praises you a lot. While Mr. Machete does the complete opposite because of how small and weak looking you are compared to him. Mr. Machete tries to imitate this but he literally can’t it’s not in his blood. He can throw out a few compliments here and there but they’re not as good as Mr. Hoods

⤷if you choose… Mr. Hood Mr. Machete would go full ghost on you. (Haha) out of anger and spite. He can’t just be friends with you after that damage to his ego. Mr. Hood would be an attentive boyfriend and make sure to always meet your needs, if you were hellbent on getting to that elevator he would help you. But if you wanted to stay he would stay with you. Similar to Mr. Crawling.

⤷if you choose…Mr. Machete Mr. Hood would not be able to comprehend that at all. But Mr. Machete would try to be good to you. If you pass out from exhaustion you’ll wake up on his huge back with his hands holding under your knees. If you get gravely injured he’s yelling at you calling you weak but he’s also not leaving your side, he’s hauling you wherever he is. I don’t think he would understand the human world and you would have to leave without him..but if you did he’d take your necklace or bracelet and leave it on him. He forgets a lot of things being in this world. But looking at a cute beaded bracelet or locket necklace he would immediately remember the human who captured his heart.

⤷if you couldn’t choose… Mr. Hood and Mr. Machete still comically fight over you. They also don’t understand polyamorous relationships and quite frankly could never even stand each other if they really tried. You’d have to alternate between them like divorced parents. If you went back to the human world Mr. Hood would likely be fine with a domestic life like that but Mr. Machete would never be able to. He’s too wild. He likes the thrill of fighting and killing. But he can also to a degree understand it’d be selfish keeping you there to rot and forget everything and eventually die. So he lets you go.

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[vivienne-faustina]

After discovering this mod, I was suddenly struck with inspiration to write a Stardew Valley/Homicipher crossover.

Basically, the spirits of Homicipher have existed in Stardew Valley for a long, long time but were seldom encountered - then the Joja company arrived and their interference disturbed them. So now the people of the valley just... have to deal with it.

Morris though, he thinks the spirits are an elaborate hoax, the villagers attempting to scare him away from Stardew Valley, but it's not, they're very real, and even though this becomes increasingly obvious since the villagers are also frequently perturbed by their presence, Morris is quite determined to remain in denial.

By the time the farmer arrives, the spirits have been in Stardew Valley for a few months, at the least. Long enough that people have become somewhat accustomed to seeing them appear and can relay important information to the farmer about how to deal with some of them better, but nearly everyone is still unsettled by the visitors.

🖤Everybody was utterly terrified of Mr. Gap for a few weeks when the sightings first began, but presently he's more of an annoyance to them. As long as the farmer answers all his requests for body parts with "no", then the farmer will be safe. Mr. Gap avoids Haley entirely because she blasted him in the face with hairspray. He happens to like Void Eggs so giving one to Mr. Gap will allow the farmer to safely trade with him, but he appears more often as a result.

🖤Local jock Alex was attacked by Mr. Machete up in the mountains, but the spirit spared him after sneering, "You Weak". Mr. Machete then wandered into the mine and has since claimed the deeper floors as his hunting grounds. That's the true story, but Alex claims he actually sent Mr. Machete fleeing. Nobody really believes him, but don't correct him either, they're simply satisfied the spirit isn't wandering around outside where someone else could be hurt by him anymore.

🖤Mr. Silvair just... showed up at the clinic one day? And now behaves as though he belongs there? He usually just watches Harvey work, and scribbles down his observations. Harvey is too afraid to confront him - so he tries to pretend Mr. Silvair isn't there usually. Ms. Nurse suddenly appeared in a similar manner afterwards, and often tries to make small talk with Maru.

🖤Mr. Stitch is the resident menace. He's not exactly dangerous, but... he's the cause of several incidents, mainly stealing Pam's bus despite it being out of commission to take it on joy rides. He has also attempted, on more than one occasion, to steal Sebastian's motorcycle, and will lie down on the road just outside the valley waiting for vehicles to stop and examine him in the dark, just to scare them. After getting hit one night, Mr. Stitch appears at the farmer's house.

🖤Mr. Chopped frequently finds himself in predicaments all around the valley and in need of rescuing. There's a lot of places a living head could get himself stuck and scared!! Returning him to Mr. Silvair usually earns the farmer some sort of reward, but he's so cute, it may be tempting for the farmer to just... hold onto him. Not that Mr. Chopped minds much - most of the villagers are afraid of him despite being a defenseless head, and he likes being carried!

🖤Mr. Crawling roams the previously abandoned farmland. He's happy the old farmhouse isn't so empty anymore and is eager to make himself useful to the farmer. The farmer's grandfather actually encountered him a few times and showed him kindness in the past, but Mr. Crawling isn't even aware he's passed away... He may have some abandonment issues as a result, seeming rather reluctant to allow the farmer out of his sight. Morris is convinced he's Sebastian in a costume.

🖤Mr. Scarletella always appears during rainy days somewhere within the valley, especially in the evening, but similarly to Mr. Gap, as long as nobody gives him their name when he requests it, he can't do anything to anyone without prior provocation. The farmer finds his red umbrella, then later that day encounters him standing in the downpour, the wind having blown it away. The farmer gives him the umbrella despite being warned to ignore him. The farmer returned his heart to him, so... surely this means the farmer loves him, right? Thus begins his obsession with the farmer. Like Mr. Stitch, Mr. Crawling tolerates him.