#mr. marshall

[mammondark]

... So they're just at the beach?

Yes Marshall.

Just... Relaxing? Having a good time? Being weird and gay and shit?

Yes Marshall.

So, why the hell aren't we kidnapping some of them and putting them up for auction?

Because, Mr. Marshall, we have standards! We recognize the sanctity of Beach Day!

Mr. Dark steps out from his office, wearing an old 1920's male bathing suit.

Plus, kidnapping is too obvious, too predictable! No, Marshall, Carter, and Dark have standards! We have growth! And we deserve a vacation! AHAH! AHAH! AHAH!

[hvk-jenkins]

As the MC&D plans commence successfully in Superhell, Marshall receives a text from an unknown number. But based on context clues, he can easily guess who it is.

Im outside HQ and i have shitty $10 chardonnay. Where u @ 🔥🔥

It takes a bit of time, but The Devil does get an answer.

My office, 20th floor in the corner. Shouldn't be too hard to find. I've got some mozzarella sticks and non-dairy coffee creamer.

[hvk-jenkins]

Do NOT call VonKraft’s pussy sour purple guy. It’s unbecoming.

Excuse me! I'm a much better CEO than William Afton!

[hvk-jenkins]

Is VonKraft related to Kraft Cheese

Probably, he's more of a sour puss, HAHA!!!

[hvk-jenkins]

"Mr. VonKraft! I thought you'd still be in-"

-Jenkins

Where are you?

"The um... The swamp, it looks like it might be up in Wrath? I get turned around a lot, I'm very sorry I didn-"

-Jenkins

It's happening, Jenkins. You need to come back to the surface now, or you'll end up swept up in the relocation efforts.

"... Herald, I... I've been thinking. We can't move these people, this is their home! You have to understand that, don't you? Even you've seen how hap-"

-Jenkins

YOU'RE NOT PAID TO THINK, YOU FUCKING LIMEY!

"M-Mr. Marshall. I didn't realize you where on the line."

-Jenkins

We're all on the line, Jenkins. Herald has told us about your... randevous with that fallen angel.

"... Mr. VonKraft..."

-Jenkins

Jenkins I... I'm sorry. You where losing sight of the goal, and I didn't want them to end your contract like this...

"... I understand. I suppose I should've seen this coming, it's not like I'm anything more than a paralegal."

-Jenkins

Jenkins, you know I see you as more than-

"OH! WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN!"

-Jenkins

[hvk-jenkins]

We're ready.

"Good good, Mr. Carter suggests you start by blocking communications with the outside. Wouldn't want the queen and her knights to come calling, after all."

-C.J.

Already on it... And this should also-

"Block teleportation out of Hell, yes. If The Devil tries to send you to the middle of the Amazon, you'll just end up a foot away from where you last."

-C.J.

Got it... And it's on.

"I'll tell Mr. Carter to get the grunts ready."

-C.J.

[hvk-jenkins]

DOES MC&D SAY GAY RIGHTS??? 🫵

You're kidding right? Of course we say gay rights! So you know how much money the gays have?!

Marshall...

WHAT?! Gay people are rich! Have you seen those trans furry coders?!

A Jenkins with a golden mask and a blue tie holds up his hand, making Mr. Marshall and Mr. Carter to stop talking.

Mr. Dark employs and defends the rights of many in the LGBTQIA+ community. Mr. Dark himself is pansexual. Marshall, Carter, and Dark say gay and trans rights.

[yuppie-devil]

the only yuppie psycho characters that are over six feet tall are marshall and tika taka