Something Wicked This Way Comes

@mammondark

55 posts

#work posting #Youtube

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

macaroni-racoon

While the fair is in full swing, Mack would see a pair of figures coming towards them. A large, titan of a person in what looks like a dark Hawaiian shirt, and a man with a similar build to Multi's new boyfriend but in a light blue and a golden mask.

Morris Raccoon?

"Morris" nods.

Yeah, that's me. I assume you're here about the deal to get my old business back?

(@hvk-jenkins

Indeed, I am Belphagor from Marshall, Carter, and Dark. This is my co-worker, Angelica. Mr. Dark has sent us out with the paperwork for you to receive the rights to your business back in exchange for the gold you promised.

Belphagor takes out a manila envelope and hands it to Mack, it's a bit heavy.

Inside are the trade papers, along with a memento for your purchase of Hell in the form of a membership card that will get you into any MC&D events, a set of commemorative pens, and a plaque and frame for you to signify that you're the owner of your stand again.

macaroni-racoon

Mack pulls out a large burlap sack from their infinite business case.

Weigh it for yourself and look inside. It should be 2kg on the dot that cost me so much human money....

But if there's anything missing let me know. And give me a moment to read this over properly....

*Mack starts reading it.*

Take your time... Angelica.

Belphagor hands the bag to her, and she tosses it up, letting it fall down before nodding.

The contract seems to be on the up and up, the final clause even gives assurance that if any outside entities were to try and claim ownership of the business, that Mack would have access to MC&D lawyers if they needed legal defense, pro bono.

macaroni-racoon

Mack signs the contract.

A pleasure doing business with you both.

Belphagor takes the contract, pushing it through the mouth of his mask.

Likewise.

#macaroni raccoon

macaroni-racoon

While the fair is in full swing, Mack would see a pair of figures coming towards them. A large, titan of a person in what looks like a dark Hawaiian shirt, and a man with a similar build to Multi's new boyfriend but in a light blue and a golden mask.

Morris Raccoon?

"Morris" nods.

Yeah, that's me. I assume you're here about the deal to get my old business back?

(@hvk-jenkins

Indeed, I am Belphagor from Marshall, Carter, and Dark. This is my co-worker, Angelica. Mr. Dark has sent us out with the paperwork for you to receive the rights to your business back in exchange for the gold you promised.

Belphagor takes out a manila envelope and hands it to Mack, it's a bit heavy.

Inside are the trade papers, along with a memento for your purchase of Hell in the form of a membership card that will get you into any MC&D events, a set of commemorative pens, and a plaque and frame for you to signify that you're the owner of your stand again.

macaroni-racoon

Mack pulls out a large burlap sack from their infinite business case.

Weigh it for yourself and look inside. It should be 2kg on the dot that cost me so much human money....

But if there's anything missing let me know. And give me a moment to read this over properly....

*Mack starts reading it.*

Take your time... Angelica.

Belphagor hands the bag to her, and she tosses it up, letting it fall down before nodding.

The contract seems to be on the up and up, the final clause even gives assurance that if any outside entities were to try and claim ownership of the business, that Mack would have access to MC&D lawyers if they needed legal defense, pro bono.

#macaroni raccoon #belphegor #4ng371c4

in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great.

ovenroastedtwerkey

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

elodieunderglass

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

... So they're just at the beach?

Yes Marshall.

Just... Relaxing? Having a good time? Being weird and gay and shit?

Yes Marshall.

So, why the hell aren't we kidnapping some of them and putting them up for auction?

Because, Mr. Marshall, we have standards! We recognize the sanctity of Beach Day!

Mr. Dark steps out from his office, wearing an old 1920's male bathing suit.

Plus, kidnapping is too obvious, too predictable! No, Marshall, Carter, and Dark have standards! We have growth! And we deserve a vacation! AHAH! AHAH! AHAH!

#muppet superhell #mr. Marshall #mr. Carter #mr. dark #beach day

notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

Yes

Why are you smelling your employees? That's kinda weird -🦂

Why aren't you smelling your employees?

That was a very gay and pretentious way to not answer the question at all, btw

- A different anon

Well, if you wish for a better answer you could always wire me about $3.50 USD and I'll think about it. AHAH! AHAH! AHAH!

Are you still going to call them Jenkins or are they Belphegors now?

-🦂

What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.

#muppet superhell #carnival goer #Mr. Dark

So what are you going to do without your lich clone army hmm? -🦂

Good question, my little arachnid friend! You see, Belphegor works just as well as Jenkins does when made clones of, isn't that right Bel?

The gold masked Jenkins nods.

Yes, Mr. Dark.

#muppet superhell #carnival goer #Belphegor #Mr. Dark

You're really going to let them get your goat like that?

What do you mean? Who are you?

Oh, my apologies, how rude of me. I am Marcus Carter, co-founder and CFO of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. And you I know from a few case reports, Dr. Nova.

Oh uh... that answers my first question. Pleasure finally meeting you. Now for my second question, what do you mean get my goat? Lets add a third question, what do you want?

When I say "get your goat", I mean that you're letting those two literal hellions make a dog and pony show out of your interview and their containment in general. Why is that?

And for your third question, I've been following your exploits with a few of my little birdies, and they tell me you're looking for a new source of employment. I'd like to make a recruitment offer.

Not even going to touch on the fact that you are spying on the Foundation... I'm trying to be compassionate for them. The foundation is cold, not cruel. Even if its slowly brain washing you...

I have been looking for other employment but I dont know a thing about being a lawyer.

Oh dear, you act like the Foundation doesn't have a network of spies on every nook and cranny they can get their little fingers into.

It's quite obvious they don't care about your compassion, I doubt they'd give it two thoughts if they figured killing you would get them out of their cells. The people of Hell aren't exactly big on grey areas or forgiveness.

We hire more than just lawyers, dear. We have our own research department, granted most of that research is more into our clients and whether our items are even safe for sale.

Touche on the spy thing...

*she reads the message again, contemplating the last two sentences.*

I'll have to talk this over with some of your old employees.... Knowing what you know about me, how do I know you wont turn me into the next Jenkins?

To be honest, dear, you don't have the right genetic make up to be like Jenkins... Plus you're not a lich.

Feel free to talk to whomever you wish, but the offer still stands.

#lola nova #mr. Carter

You're really going to let them get your goat like that?

What do you mean? Who are you?

Oh, my apologies, how rude of me. I am Marcus Carter, co-founder and CFO of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. And you I know from a few case reports, Dr. Nova.

Oh uh... that answers my first question. Pleasure finally meeting you. Now for my second question, what do you mean get my goat? Lets add a third question, what do you want?

When I say "get your goat", I mean that you're letting those two literal hellions make a dog and pony show out of your interview and their containment in general. Why is that?

And for your third question, I've been following your exploits with a few of my little birdies, and they tell me you're looking for a new source of employment. I'd like to make a recruitment offer.

Not even going to touch on the fact that you are spying on the Foundation... I'm trying to be compassionate for them. The foundation is cold, not cruel. Even if its slowly brain washing you...

I have been looking for other employment but I dont know a thing about being a lawyer.

Oh dear, you act like the Foundation doesn't have a network of spies on every nook and cranny they can get their little fingers into.

It's quite obvious they don't care about your compassion, I doubt they'd give it two thoughts if they figured killing you would get them out of their cells. The people of Hell aren't exactly big on grey areas or forgiveness.

We hire more than just lawyers, dear. We have our own research department, granted most of that research is more into our clients and whether our items are even safe for sale.

#lola nova #mr. Carter

You're really going to let them get your goat like that?

What do you mean? Who are you?

Oh, my apologies, how rude of me. I am Marcus Carter, co-founder and CFO of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. And you I know from a few case reports, Dr. Nova.

Oh uh... that answers my first question. Pleasure finally meeting you. Now for my second question, what do you mean get my goat? Lets add a third question, what do you want?

When I say "get your goat", I mean that you're letting those two literal hellions make a dog and pony show out of your interview and their containment in general. Why is that?

And for your third question, I've been following your exploits with a few of my little birdies, and they tell me you're looking for a new source of employment. I'd like to make a recruitment offer.

#lola nova #mr. Carter

You're really going to let them get your goat like that?

What do you mean? Who are you?

Oh, my apologies, how rude of me. I am Marcus Carter, co-founder and CFO of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. And you I know from a few case reports, Dr. Nova.

#lola nova #mr. Carter

EXCUSE ME, COULD I PLEASE BE LET OUT OF THE CAGE? I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT PLACE TO BE.

-DR. W.D. GASTER

Ah, and why would I do that, little mouse?

darkeryetdarkerstill

WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK INTO YOUR OFFICE... CAVE... DIAMOND MINE! LET'S GO WITH DIAMOND MINE!

I UM... I DON'T EVEN LIKE DIAMONDS, AND I'M SURE THERE'S SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR YOU. DO YOU NEED A SCIENTIST?

Aaah, bribery! I do not need a scientist, I could buy at least two hundred scientists.

No, no little mouse, I don't believe I'll be letting you loose. I'll have to think of something more... Interesting to deal with you.

darkeryetdarkerstill

I WOULD RATHER YOU NOT! I WOULD REALLY RATHER YOU NOT! I'VE HAD A VERY BAD WEEK, AND I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO NOT HAVE TO HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN TO ME, THANK YOU!

PLEASE PUT DOWN THAT... IS THAT A RED HOT METAL PIPE?!

Why... Yes it is! How observant, good doctor.

What was it that old Willie Shakespeare wrote into Caesar's mouth? "A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of but once"?

#muppet superhell #doctor Gaster

EXCUSE ME, COULD I PLEASE BE LET OUT OF THE CAGE? I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT PLACE TO BE.

-DR. W.D. GASTER

Ah, and why would I do that, little mouse?

darkeryetdarkerstill

WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK INTO YOUR OFFICE... CAVE... DIAMOND MINE! LET'S GO WITH DIAMOND MINE!

I UM... I DON'T EVEN LIKE DIAMONDS, AND I'M SURE THERE'S SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR YOU. DO YOU NEED A SCIENTIST?

Aaah, bribery! I do not need a scientist, I could buy at least two hundred scientists.

No, no little mouse, I don't believe I'll be letting you loose. I'll have to think of something more... Interesting to deal with you.

#muppet superhell #doctor gaster

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