#mr. sheepman

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Mr. Sheepman: Yes, today's problem is merchandising...

Ghandi: Over three kinds of vanilla!

Mr. Sheepman: ...to sell in high volume, for high profit.

Ghandi: For high people.

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Mr. Sheepman: And in conclusion students, red means stop, green means go. And Ghandi?

Ghandi: Yes, Mr. Sheepman?

Mr. Sheepman: I'd like to see you after class six months from now.

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I can't believe a son would kill his father. He is terrifying, though. He came by recently.

Mr. Sheepman, about Scudworth

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Mr. B, lying: "Love"? What is "love"? I cannot compute this.

Mr. Sheepman: Wait, you don't know what love is? Love... How do I explain? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you feel happy just to see that person happy, smiling... having fun. When you love someone, you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble.

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Mr. Sheepman: Joan, I had hoped that this year I might be able to give you straight A's but I'm afraid I can't.

Joan: That's okay, sir. I don't mind a few bent ones.

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Mr. Sheepman: Who can name all the apostles? Yes, Gandhi?

Gandhi: John, Paul, George... and Ringo!

[students laugh]

Mr. Sheepman: You are the most unruly, disobedient kid in this school! Now, I want you to march right up to that blackboard and write the names of all the apostles alphabetically.

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Mr. Sheepman: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Shadowy Figure: The best seven of the lot can sit down.

Cleo's drunk foster mom: Have everyone stand.

Mr. B: Bring three more chairs.

Scudworth: Kill three.

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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Mr. Sheepman