Maurice Goes to Hell!
Here is the script for my episode yeehaw. It would have become a bigger script involving more character moments to be a special ep but, shit happens.
Script under the Read More! VVVVVV
[OUTSIDE - NIGHT: BAR]
MAURICE: (stumbling out of the bar and into the road, slurred speech) SIT N SPIN JAGOFFS. (just as he gets his finger out he's IMMEDIATELY hit by a bus/car)
[WHITE FLASH that fades into his new place in HELL]
MAURICE POV: (blurry eyes blinking and adjusting to see the devil) What the ffuu…
THE DEVIL: Welcome to HELL!
(Demons blowing party horns)
[POV switches to the rest of the room, showing Maurice in a bed made of the car that hit him]
THE DEVIL: A Spaghetti! I want to personally welcome you, the only one from your family, to the rest of YOUR MISERABLE ETERNITY. I've been waiting for a worthy new torturee and that... WOULD BE YOU, BU-
MAURICE: (shoves his hand into the devil's face) Shut the hell up.
THE DEVIL: (pathetically and quietly) s-shut up?
MAURICE: Is Peppino here?
THE DEVIL: (smacks Maurice's hand) I will not be DISRESPECTED in my OWN DOMAIN. NO! Your brother won’t be here to HELP YOU OUT OF THIS.
MAURICE: ....Yeah? Guess I'm screwed or whatever... (leans back and starts to relax in his car bed)
THE DEVIL: What do you think you're doing?! (yanks Maurice up by nose) You're in HELL.
MAURICE: Nah, I ain't.
THE DEVIL: We'll see about that!
[SCENE SKIP or TRANSITION to MAURICE in a liquor store]
THE DEVIL: Go on Maurice! Grab a drink for the LONG PAINFUL ROAD!
MAURICE: ...Alright. (he reaches for a drink… but stops just before touching it)
THE DEVIL: (watching in confusion) MAURICE: …I’m good actually. (hands in his pockets)
THE DEVIL: W-wha… HUH? This is your last chance to DRINK. Your FAVORITE LIQUOR? (holds up a bottle and wiggles it)
MAURICE: -shrugs- I’ll live.
THE DEVIL: (Grumbles) MOVING ON.
[MONTAGE: SHOW: Multiple attempts to make MAURICE miserable such as cutting him up, he's cool with it. Rolled into a cigar and smoked, he's cool with it. Made into a pizza out of the oven, he's cool with it. Leading up to the devil exasperated]
THE DEVIL: I see what’s going on here!
MAURICE: The worst thing you could do is leave me absolutely alone. Agony.
THE DEVIL: I am no fool Maurice! I have FOUND your Hell. Yes. (snaps fingers and room is filled with Peppino's) HOW'S THIS FOR YOU.
MAURICE: Whoa whoa whoa, why don't we go back to the chopping thing, that was great.
THE DEVIL: THIS IS HELL MAURICE. It is about time you get TORTURED like it! (cackles and leaves the room)
[MOMENTS LATER - THE DEVIL coming back to check on MAURICE, a bunch of the demon Peppino's are running out of the room crying, demon Peppino's consoling each other even]
THE DEVIL: What in blazes is GOING ON HERE?
[Demon Peppino's crying: He's horrible! Vile! Mean!]
THE DEVIL: W-what? YOU'RE DEMONS FOR HELL SAKE. (he enters the room)
MAURICE: (Happy like a pig in shit, relaxing, laid back, even got a beer from one of the demon Peppino's)
THE DEVIL: (SNAPS HIS PITCH FORK IN HALF) THATS IT! I've HAD ENOUGH. I RULE HELL, not GET TORTURED BY IT MYSELF. You SIR, are the WORST THING TO ENTER HELL. (In his face bearing his teeth)
MAURICE: (Handed a new beer bottle) Gettin a lil homo close, red man. But thanks. (snaps open his beer on the devil's horn)
THE DEVIL: (stunned, bewildered) ... I can't- I- .... YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY HELL. (grabs MAURICE)
MAURICE: YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT. I BELONG HERE!!
THE DEVIL: NO YOU DON'T. (kicks MAURICE straight through the ceiling)
[Once again MAURICE POV, blinking out the blur to see Peppino]
PEPPINO: M-Maurice! You're alive!
MAURICE: (Groaning) W-what- no. Noooo.
NOISE: (Elbows MR.STICK) Pay up gangly. I WIN.
MR.STICK: People don't die like they use to. (grumbles and forks over the dough)
MAURICE: I'm in Hell.
