#mrcolferwrites

[darwigwrites]

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Carson & Verena -- Force of Nature

[anderwilderay]

Valentines Day app

Name: Robert
Age: OLD ENOUGH
Do you like to cuddle?: Sometimes.
Can we make-out?: If you want it boo!
A night in or dinner out?: Both!! We will go out to dinner and then have a night in and watch all the sap (and maybe the office??)
Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: BOTH! WHY DO WE HAVE TO CHOOSE?! 
What makes you a good Valentine?: Because we’re royalty already, so I mean. 
Would you cook for me?: I would try. Do you like bread pudding? I make a good bread pudding.
Would you let me cook for you?: Always. Food made by loved ones always tastes better than restaurant food. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 DID I PASS??

[anderwilderay]

lin manual-miranda

i don’t know anything about him other than he was in hamiliton, but i don’t see/have a reason to hate him? sure, i see him everywhere but i don’t have much to say about him. 

send me your most hated characters/celebrities and i'll tell you if i hate them too or not

[anderwilderay]

the whole kardashian clan

oh, the kardashians. unlike most people, i don’t hate the kardashians (surprise!). i watch KUWTK, i follow several of them on instagram, i have my favorites out of family, i’ve played kim kardashian’s game, etc. it’s a guilty pleasure, what can i say? like all other reality television that i watch. but this doesn’t mean that i LOVE them or praise them. they’re one of those families that will always be known for SOMETHING and people will continue to obsess about them for some reason. i occasionally read articles i see about them, but i wish people would just chill out? so what if kylie’s lips are bigger, or that kim wore all white or that kendall got her nipple pierced like she’s the only young adult in the world that has a nipple piercing? idk, i’ve watched their show for years so i’ve continued to do so. 

send me your most hated characters/celebrities and i'll tell you if i hate them too or not

[anderwilderay]

mrcolferwrites: BLOWING YOU KISSES FROM ARKANSAS

AND I WILL ACCEPT AND KEEP ALL OF THESE KISSES. 😘

[anderwilderay]

two years of ice royalty & friendship today with this cute nerd @mrcolferwrites! the finn to my quinn, the kurt to my quinn, the king to my queen. HERE’S TO MANY MORE!  ♥ 

[heddeerwrites-blog]

[text] I don’t have time to shower before my passport photos…your cum is all over my hair…that’s with me for 10 years now

Incoming ✉ from [💣]

[text] I don’t have time to shower before my passport photos…your cum is all over my hair…that’s with me for 10 years now

[text]: It’s not my fault.

[text]: You’re the one who thought it would be a good idea to wake me up with a blowjob.

[text]: I can not be held responsible for what my penis does in the mornings.

[text]: You should work on your time management skills.

[anderwilderay]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT (@mrcolferwrites)!

aye, it’s your birthday! i hope you have a day filled with love & all the cake and pumpkin treats and good food your stomach can handle. so glad to be able to celebrate another birthday of yours because we’re awesome and have known each other that long (almost 2 years?!). i’m very thankful to have you as my ice king, and you continue to amaze me with all your talents and being an overall badass person. i love you and i hope you have the BEST birthday because you deserve it babe!

ps. wanna have a movie date soon to celebrate?! birthday boy’s choice!