me when the smut is nasty
me when the smut is slow, sensual, and full of love

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me when the smut is nasty
me when the smut is slow, sensual, and full of love
Ship so good at least one of them dies.
For the past two weeks I've been imagining an Ascended Percy but is Sally was born over three thousand years ago—so Percy ascended a little over three thousand years ago. He's an established god by the start of the series. Most don't like talking about him because he's considered volatile and dangerous *cough* won't/has the strength not to do a damn thing Zeus says *cough* *cough*, he helps run Camp Half Blood.
Zeus: Okay, we need someone to run Camp Half Blood with Chiron—
Percy: *Kicks Down The Doors* I VOLUNTEER!
Poseidon: ...Percy!? It's been centuries—!
Percy: And it will be at least another, I'm still not talking to you (–_–)
•••
Percy: *Polishing Riptide* I was flooding cities before your mother's bloodline was even a thing, don't you find that odd?
Luke: *Drunk off his ass* Can you sharpen that on me?
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Hermes: *Slams a bottle of rosé on Apollo's desk* ...
Apollo: ...What happened...?
Hermes: ...Three thousand, one hundred, and nineteen years of courting him—fighting with you over him...And he picked my. fucking. son...
Apollo: You're shitting me right...?
Hermes: ...*Cracks open the bottle and starts pouring them both a glass*
Apollo: TELL ME YOU'RE SHITTING ME—
Percy Omega is extremely possessive, you know? I feel like it's a trait that comes out when he's in heat. He's calm most days, but when he's in heat, everything is his and you can't touch him, not because it's wrong, but because he'll attack you brutally and mercilessly until you miraculously escape or end up with Asclepio because his younger brothers couldn't help you.
I also imagine that when he's nesting, he sees something he likes and says, “Mmm, I like that. Mine,” and puts it in his nest. This happens with objects or beings for the most part.
Percy building his nest in Atlantis
Triton walks by
Percy: Mmm, I like it. Inside
Triton: Wait, what?
He's inside the nest with Poseidon, Amphitrite, Rhode, Kym, and Tyson, along with some sea creatures.
Amphitrite: Well… we guess your brother inherited more than just his mother's kind behavior…
Percy: Mine, mine, mine, all mine.
In an AU where Percy is tasked with keeping an eye on Luke post-TLO post-HOO, so they get a 2- bedroom apartment in New Rome.
But then some magical artifact gets stolen and everyone immediately accuses Luke as the culprit. They corner him, and Luke swears up and down it wasn't him. They try to get details of his whereabouts but keeps being super vague about it.
All this commotion gets Percy's attention, so they tell him about the recent theft .
Percy: Last night? He was at home the whole time.
Piper: You can't know that for sure.
Percy: ....no he definitely stayed in his room
Frank: They said it was stolen after midnight, right?
Hazel: He could've snuck out his window...
Percy: He was asleep at midnight, I checked
Piper: (wdym you checked??)
Jason: Look, no ones gonna blame you for him escaping--
Percy: --And trust me, he was at home, in bed, the entire time.
Jason: Yeah but all night??
Percy: Yes, Jason, all night.
Everyone: ....
Grover: ...waitttt
Everyone: ????
Percy: -_-
Grover: no fuCKING WAY???
Leo: I don't get it, what's happening?
Grover: They're sharing a bed.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!
Luke: *visibly flustered* don't make it weird, it just helps with the nightmares and PTSD...
~~~
To clarify, they were up late having a long heart-to-heart convo for hours and being super emotionally vulnerable btw
EDIT: Ok maybe they were also fucking hella nasty before the hours of pillow talk. Luke is fighting for his life trying to salvage Percy's reputation but Percy doesn't give a shit, looking at Luke like "tf u talking about? I had ur cock down my throat, I ain't shy about it"
I love a ship where A is canonically has an unhealthy obsession with B and B is just super clueless about it
gang can I be a lil problematic here 😔
bitten from the same apple