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[crownedmidas]

[text]: I love you. // [text]: Is that all I am to you? // [text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second? // [text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.

[text]: I love you. 

Message Read. 

[text]: Is that all I am to you? 

[text]: No, you’re not just your tits.

[text] You’re also a great pair of legs. 

[text]: Come on, don’t get defensive. 

[text]: We could be smashing it. 

[text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?

[text]: I’m no

[text]: I’m not ignoring you. 

[text]: There’s a fucking fly in my room. 

[text]: I’m going to turn the room inside out before it leaves out of here alive. 

[text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me. 

[text]: oR OR. We could go crash a kids party and eat their cake.

[text]: We’re going to go crash a kids party and eat their cake. 

[marchingonebyone]

xoxo

A little birdie’s whispered something in my ear. Too little, too late it might seem, but gossip is gossip. Turns out Kaylee Shevel’s been harboring a crush on the tall (not so much), dark and handsome Zachary Vanderbilt. It’s sweet, or amusing, to think of the perpetually intoxicated girl as a love sick puppy for a boy who has other tastes. I can’t say I blame her, the boy has more money than God himself. A reunion is in order, I’d love to see if time really helps kill all those old feelings, or if they just ferment like a fine wine.

[katcsbishcp]

"Don’t look at me like that." // "Just let me go." // "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." // "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus."

"Don’t look at me like that."

James couldn’t help but chuckle at the girl who was lying next to him, her eyes still shut as the morning sun leaked through the curtains. “Like what? Like I think how the fuck did I end up with someone who looks like a model. Or how I wonder if you’re dreaming of a way to kill me and making notes for when you’re awake. Or if I wonder if you would notice if I tended to myself while you were next to me, because you know how my body reacts when I’m around you. Or that I’m looking at you and thinking how in love with you I am.”

"Just let me go."

“No! I know you really want that last piece of cake okay, but that elderly woman wants in too and I’m not going to have you go to jail for beating up the elderly. Even if it would be amusing to watch, people would judge me if I laughed and judge me further when they know I’m with you.” 

"Kicking someone is not a form of romance." 

“It is if I say I love you at the same time. Or if it’s a romantic kind of kick, slow motion, my foot longing to hit your leg just so skin can brush against skin and send electric tingles up my spine. You know what they say, love at first kick.”

"Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." 

“Well you know with my stubble the way it is at the minute, making out with me is sort of like making out with a cactus. Though I’m better because when I go down on you I won’t cause you prickly pain.”

[arororrowyourboat-blog]

Danika Franklin + Snapchat's including Derek's plaid shirts.

[arororrowyourboat-blog]

mrfwrites said: danny/derek things

i was thinking about that! but like what

[crownedmidas]

Cornelius/Maya, and also Zach/Joseph for fun

Cornelius & Maya -- 

Falls asleep on the couch: CorneliusMakes friends with the neighbors: MayaIs the adventurous eater: CorneliusHogs the covers at night: I feel like this is a fight. Forgets to do the dishes: CorneliusTries to surprise their partner more often: CorneliusLeaves dirty laundry on the floor: CorneliusStays up til 2 AM reading: MayaSings in the shower: CorneliusTakes the selfies: BothPlans date night: Cornelius 

Zach & Joseph --

Falls asleep on the couch: Joseph. Makes friends with the neighbors: Both.Is the adventurous eater: They would dare each other.Hogs the covers at night: Zach. Forgets to do the dishes: Joseph.Tries to surprise their partner more often: You know, when I think surprises with these two, I'm not thinking 'bakes a cake for' but more like 'jumps out of the closet wearing a spider mask' kind of surprise. And then the kind where he'd show up at his concert uninvited and Zach just shows up anywhere with a dog. Both. Leaves dirty laundry on the floor: dirty. anything on their body is a gIFT. Joseph. Stays up til 2 AM reading: Joseph. Sings in the shower: Zach.Takes the selfies: Zach. Plans date night: Both.

[crownedmidas]

"Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Cornelius and I’ll be singing 'Blame It (On The Alcohol)'.”

[katcsbishcp]

mrfwrites replied to your post: *Sings the looking for third character...

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