#mrjonathanmurray

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van helsing: we must not tell friend arthur that many men have given miss lucy blood, it will enjealous him!

arthur, reading lucy’s transcribed letters to mina in which she details her three proposals in one day: you know, if quincey had asked me to marry him like that, i probably would have said yes

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seward reacting to lucy’s letter to mina (29 september 1897, colorized)

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i have to say i’m relieved that quincey didn’t win the sexyman bracket because i think dracula daily tumblr would have imploded if he was crowned sexiest character in dracula and then died like three weeks later

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i need to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] repeatedly switch sides during the battle so i can be captured by the winning army

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haha wouldn’t it be funny if the romanian sailors threw dracula’s box overboard because of the bad vibes and then he sank to the bottom of the danube before eventually washing out to the ocean and the gang frantically tried to find him but they never ever could and mina even created a special foundation dedicated to their mission but to no avail so the task was passed down to their descendants who kept up the furious search and dracula stayed at the bottom of the ocean for one hundred and twenty three years until the foundation finally located him and sent a diving expedition down to retrieve the box but when they found it one of the divers started examining dracula’s teeth and then dracula bit her finger and started drinking her blood which woke him from his restorative coma and—oh wait, oh, oh no….

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jonathan “judge moneybag will settle this case, i think!” harker and mina “and, too, it made me think of the wonderful power of money!” harker are the perfect couple

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when the

“to one thing i have made up my mind: if we find out that mina must be a vampire in the end, then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone. i suppose it is thus that in old times one vampire meant many; just as their hideous bodies could only rest in sacred earth, so the holiest love was the recruiting sergeant for their ghastly ranks”

hits

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I think one of the best things to come out of dracula daily is “good boy! brave boy! quincey is sexyman!” because I think about that probably once a day I’m not even joking