mr krabs
Why I like them: He can make some good-ass burgers. fucking secret formula like holy shit.
Why I don’t: Capitalist
Favorite episode (scene if movie): that scene where he gets frozen by King Triton in the Spongebob Movie
Favorite season/movie: idk, fuckit, the second one.
Favorite line: “[mumbling] ... jackass... [more mumbling}”
Favorite outfit: He wears one outfit. Maybe, I think he has a hot suit he wears sometimes?
OTP: Mrs. Puff, obvs
Brotp: Plankton. They were friends once.
Head Canon: He’s greedy because he’s a single father trying to take care of his daughter, who’s a whale, she eats a lot, and it’s not easy on him.
Unpopular opinion: Do people have opinions on him? idk, he’s kinda rude i guess.
A wish: an episode with a deep-ass backstory.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: him become homeless, he couldn’t deal with that shit.
5 words to best describe them: Fisherman, Crab, Greedy, Father, Boss
My nickname for them: Krabman









