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[kendleboo]

mr krabs

Why I like them: He can make some good-ass burgers. fucking secret formula like holy shit.

Why I don’t: Capitalist

Favorite episode (scene if movie): that scene where he gets frozen by King Triton in the Spongebob Movie

Favorite season/movie: idk, fuckit, the second one.

Favorite line: “[mumbling] ... jackass... [more mumbling}”

Favorite outfit: He wears one outfit. Maybe, I think he has a hot suit he wears sometimes?

OTP: Mrs. Puff, obvs

Brotp: Plankton. They were friends once.

Head Canon: He’s greedy because he’s a single father trying to take care of his daughter, who’s a whale, she eats a lot, and it’s not easy on him.

Unpopular opinion: Do people have opinions on him? idk, he’s kinda rude i guess.

A wish: an episode with a deep-ass backstory.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: him become homeless, he couldn’t deal with that shit.

5 words to best describe them: Fisherman, Crab, Greedy, Father, Boss

My nickname for them: Krabman

[venusvaga]

❤

i think a lot abt tht one time i texted u late at night and sounded rlly distressed as a joke bc i was on skype w mars and u responded v srsly concerned like tht was sweet and idk why

[venusvaga]

Marcus

marcus - keyboard clicks, really big hugs, toothy smiles, and really windy weather!!

[kendleboo]

marcus

M. VIRGIN OR NOT?ye

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.I didn’t have one so like???????? I guess a lack of action from me??

R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.… Just My Type, Shut up and dance with me, Hollow Moon, Most of that new AWOLNATION album actually, Leather Jacket

C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.There’s this guy, right? He’s sweet, and cute, and really nice, and he’s like the biggest dork I’ve ever met. It may or may not be you, also.

U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.Somewhere where I don’t have to care. Preferably with Marcus and Siobhan and Victoria and I guess Rees can come too. Victoria can be a fifth wheel

S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.I hate carrying a purse around but I keep mine because it’s signed by AWOLNATION and like… I can’t get rid of that.

[kendleboo]

There's no way all of that fit inside that crappy little box.

Marcus, watching “Out of the Box”

[kendleboo]

Normal fire water dragon Ice and fairy

I know you’re like, being super sweet, but like, Pokemon only have up to two types. But like… You’re such a doll 

Normal: I love youFire: I think you’re hotWater: I think you’re cool (make up your mind, I can’t be a fire/water)Dragon: I think you’re amazingIce: I want to be closer to youFairy: I think you’re super cute

[dancingdraco]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself publicly then send this to your 10 favorite followers. (It's non-negotiable. Positivity is cool.)

:)))) marcus ur the best

things i like about myself

1. my hair

2. i think my laugh is kind of cute

3. my absolutely terrible sense of humour????

4. my body, overall

5. i like to think im a nice person?

[venusvaga]

Hey. Hey u. Do the thing.

1. First impression: mars’ friend is talking to me who is this2. Truth is: YR RELATIONSHIP IS CUTE and u r a cool kid3. How old do you look: uhhh 16-17?4. Have you ever made me laugh: that one time u compared me to dwayne the rock johnson i almost cried5. Have you ever made me mad: nah!6. Best feature: physically u have nice eyebrows and smile and not physically u r rlly funny and good at making strange comparisons 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah!8. You’re my: cool hip skeleton friendo9. Name in my phone: dont have it!10. Should you post this too? omg sure