#mrsassywolf

[sarcasmandbatsaremyonlydefense]

"Is this more than you bargained for yet?"

Sentence Memes [ Fall Out Boy edition ]

“Are we talking about werewolves or the magically resurrecting psychopaths in town?” Stiles said dryly, looking up from the computer briefly before going back to the Hale bestiary. “The werewolves are fine, but I find myself wanting to put said psychopaths back under six feet of dirt, if you catch my drift.” He smirked to himself. “Or were you talking about something else?”

[justwakeupstiles-archive-blog]

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Wait. Hold up a goddamn minute. Is someone insulting Eva? They best be kidding.

i mean this nutshell shows how awesome it truly is :/

[thetwistedargent]

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SEND A ✉ AND I WILL GENERATE A NUMBER (1-65) FOR A TEXT MESSAGE FROM MY MUSE TO YOURS.

[text] Do you love her?

Status: Not Accepting. (unless you’re Holly)

[thesilverlacedlupine]

Closed || MrSassyWolf

“Hey Dad… Do you have a minute?” Isabelle asked, leaning against the open doorframe.

[dontbringclawstoagunfight-blog]

Hey onebornastwo I found someone else that loves Christian Kane as much as we do! mrsassywolf

[gaelbattlechief-blog]

“slurred words”

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

“I sometimes want to kill him. Sure, he’s helpful, but he tried to kill me. I hate that he made me a werewolf. I hate this life sometimes.”

[dontbringclawstoagunfight-blog]

Happy birthday, darling.

Thanks so much. Today has been a blast. Can't wait to be home and relax online with all of you XD.

[thetwistedargent]

Who broke mah tag? OH WAIT I KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT WAS!!!! THE SAME PERSON THAT ALWAYS BREAKS IT. mrsassywolf I’m looking at YOU.