#mrslilybathory

[ambrosebathory]

TEXT 📷 BATHORYS

Ambrose: Did you happen to see my Monstergram post today?

[allienhumayooen]

TEXT 🙇 LILLIE N.

Allie N.: Salutations, Friend Lily! I would like to extend the warmest of thank yous for hosting such a sensual and emotional night! Because of you and your perfectly crafted den of romance, I finally engaged in coitus with Betty! It is as if your display of raw violent love making was contagious!

[blazelong]

TEXT 🎨 BLILY

Blaze: There is an alarming amount of glitter in my... everywhere. Now, I'm not accusing, but I AM asking, are you the one who left the open container of glitter halfway off a shelf in the air room?

[ambrosebathory]

It felt as though they had been at each other’s throats for decades now, even though it had only been about a week since the fight first began. That was the magic of Lily -- her presence had the unique quality of either slowing down or speeding up time, depending on whether or not she was happy. Perhaps that was why the time in between strained conversations and screaming matches felt as though it became shorter and shorter every go-around. 

The sole bright spot in the dark that was their prickly interactions had to be the sex. Whether it was doting and tender or rough and savage, coming together for intercourse was a talent of theirs. Judging by the state of their latest casualty, the black and white guest room, they’d gone beyond rough this time though. The walls would require fixing, and all of the furnishings, bed included, were most certainly broken beyond repair. Debris was scattered everywhere as their bodies finally parted.

Vampires didn’t particularly run out of breath, but Ambrose was close to it. “There,” he huffed, the barest hint of a chuckle cracking his voice as he drank in the look of her as though it were blood, “you cannot possibly still be angry with me after that.”  He could still feel her skin on his fingertips despite the distance, and it felt unfair as it often did that his wife was as beautiful as she was. Only a woman this resplendent could make him work so hard over something that really should have been resolved already.

@mrslilybathory​

[blazelong]

@mrslilybathory​:

I am okay, thank you. It is nothing really, just an extremely obnoxious lover’s spat.

I’m sorry to hear that. I’m sure he’ll apologize for whatever it is he did in no time, but if there’s anything I can do for you until then, let me know. Seriously, like, if you want to smoke a bowl or try some painting or whatever, I’m here.