it's pumping blood

[ambrosebathory]

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Kate: See this is why you’re my favorite brother, and not just because you’re the only one still alive. Okay but DOES SHE REALLY? And isssss she really? Like how many years have you two even actually been together because of her being the goddamn worst? Two fifty? We’ll be besties when hell freezes over, so maaaybe drop that hope? A small massacre? Yikes, who’s that sloppy???

Ambrose: Yes, she does, and yes, she is; do you not think me an intelligent man? Her beauty is bewitching but were that all she had to offer, I would have escaped her grip long ago. It's closer to 400 years, ye of little faith, and each other those years is needed. Our foundation is solid, thus falling apart a bit every now and then gives us ample opportunity to remodel and renovate the house that is our love. We're immortals, we have until hell freezes over, so I shan't drop hope. I've heard it said that the worst of your former paramours is responsible and I believe it; he is who I think of upon hearing the word 'sloppy'.

[ambrosebathory]

mrslilybathory​:

Lily’s eyebrows furrowed in annoyance as she decided she didn’t like the arrogance in her husbands tone, despite the fact that his performance really had been something worthy of that kind of ego. “Are you willing to wager on that, Darling?” She asked petulantly crossing her arms across her bare chest, a sneer turning her usual sobriquet into a sarcastic insult. “This used to be my favorite guest room and now it’s been destroyed. Thanks for once again ignoring my preferences on our home décor in the name of our love.” It wasn’t a fair thing to say in the slightest, considering she’d been there the entire time and hadn’t once bothered to complain or suggest a new location for their lovemaking. But Lily didn’t really care too much about what was fair or made sense in an argument, she just wanted to be the correct one in her own mind.

Ambrose fought the urge to roll his eyes at Lily’s attitude, one that he was under the impression he had thoroughly fucked out of her. However, it seemed his wife felt the need to hold onto whatever remnants of their previous argument existed as tightly as he’d been holding onto her hips mere moments ago. Her words hurt him, but not as much as the borderline cruel and unusual punishment that was sheathing the most spectacular breasts in existence from his view. He met her gaze, refusing to release it as he took a step towards her. “My love,” he started slowly, deliberately, “you say that as though we haven’t destroyed and restored practically every room in every home that we have had the good fortune to call ours. As if we haven’t both ignored too many things to count in the name of our love. The room, the decor, it is temporary. It is fleeting. And most importantly, it. Is. Fixable.” He reached out and lightly pulled one of her curls before releasing it. “So long as we both want it to be fixed.”

[ambrosebathory]

It felt as though they had been at each other’s throats for decades now, even though it had only been about a week since the fight first began. That was the magic of Lily -- her presence had the unique quality of either slowing down or speeding up time, depending on whether or not she was happy. Perhaps that was why the time in between strained conversations and screaming matches felt as though it became shorter and shorter every go-around. 

The sole bright spot in the dark that was their prickly interactions had to be the sex. Whether it was doting and tender or rough and savage, coming together for intercourse was a talent of theirs. Judging by the state of their latest casualty, the black and white guest room, they’d gone beyond rough this time though. The walls would require fixing, and all of the furnishings, bed included, were most certainly broken beyond repair. Debris was scattered everywhere as their bodies finally parted.

Vampires didn’t particularly run out of breath, but Ambrose was close to it. “There,” he huffed, the barest hint of a chuckle cracking his voice as he drank in the look of her as though it were blood, “you cannot possibly still be angry with me after that.”  He could still feel her skin on his fingertips despite the distance, and it felt unfair as it often did that his wife was as beautiful as she was. Only a woman this resplendent could make him work so hard over something that really should have been resolved already.

@mrslilybathory​

[ambrosebathory]

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Kate: I’d like the Hermes Birkin 30 Pink Ostrich Leather Exotic Silver Top Handle Satchel Tote Bag, thanks! Your wife is very much the worst of the worst and an idiot that probably doesn’t see how much love has built up but I know you’re clitmatized so I’ll let it slide. Yay! It’s so overdue!

Ambrose: Consider it yours, my dear sister, consider it yours and please, treat it with kindness. Lily loves me just as much as I love her and she's far more than her altar of Venus, but I don't blame you for not being able to see it. Perhaps one day my two favorite girls will become best friends though, I'm holding out hope. It is. A city up north recently had a small massacre so I'm thinking we go south.

[ambrosebathory]

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Lily: You have heightened senses, come find me.

Ambrose: [read]

[ambrosebathory]

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Lily: Sometimes you really make me loathe speaking to you. You know that right? I am not having the same argument with you again, Ambrose.

Ambrose: I couldn't agree more. So let's not speak. Where are you?

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Lily: Ah.

Lily: It certainly sounds like you are! Especially considering the fact that it is /not/ what I am attempting to do. I do not have an end goal. Am I no longer allowed to express my displeasure with you without being accused of wanting to hurt you so extremely? Although, based on your response to me simply asking a friend for a second opinion, I suppose I should have known that my less than positive thoughts towards anything are no longer welcome in our relationship. Silly me.

Ambrose: Precisely like that.

Ambrose: I acknowledge that that's how it sounded to you and I clarified what I meant; whether or not you listen is something I cannot control. You're allowed to do and feel whatever you'd like, but it's as if you willingly forget that I have a creative eye as well. I'm an architect, I have an appreciation for the aesthetic, and why would we need a second opinion about something at our event that was too late to change anyway? You make me out to be a villain for wanting to focus our energies on celebrating our love that day and I did not know that was a crime.

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Lily: Whatever, I do not even know what that means.

Lily: That is what it sounds like you are doing and yes, you are. No????

Ambrose: Taciturnity refers to the one-word, curt, short answers you give me when you're in this state.

Ambrose: I'm not doubting your feelings one bit -- I'm simply calling you out for what you're attempting to do, but if you say that isn't what you're trying, then pray tell, what is your end goal?

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Lily: If you think for even one second that I love you any less than you love me...then I simply do not know what to tell you. Other than whininess is so unsexy, Darling.

Ambrose: So is taciturnity, my love.

Ambrose: I don't doubt your feelings, nor am I whining. That's what you wanted, isn't it? To make me feel unloved?

[ambrosebathory]

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Lily: Okay. Sure you did.

Ambrose: Of course I do. I always do, no matter what else I feel. If you are trying to make me feel like I am the only one in the relationship that still has love, you are doing an incredible job.

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Kate: Mmhmm. I will! Yeah, clearly considering you didn’t realize I’d SEE the boning. I do know how it is with her and I’m sorry your wife is the worst :( Do you need anything? Like a hug or some evil normies to eat?

Ambrose: I'll take suggestions for an apology gift, if you have anything in specific you've been wanting. My wife is very much not the worst but I do appreciate the sentiment. I did disrespect her and our relationship with the things I said so I understand her upset. I think sometimes I do not reaize how much resentment has built up on my end over the centuries, but that's not as important as how much love has built up and I can only hope she sees that too. A sibling hunt night does sound fun. It's been far too long.

[ambrosebathory]

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Lily: Yes. Yes. And yes.

Ambrose: You're so maddening sometimes, my love. On the off chance that you read it, just know I meant every word.

[ambrosebathory]

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Lily: Yes.

Ambrose: "Yes"? Is that all? Have you no thoughts about it?

[ambrosebathory]

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Kate: YOU OWE ME SO BIG. But are you okay I kind of heard most of the fight you had before things got terrible.

Ambrose: My most sincere apologies. Expect something large and lavish at your door soon. I didn't realize you'd heard that. I think I might not be okay, but I'm unsure. You know how it is with Lily.

[ambrosebathory]

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Ambrose: Did you happen to see my Monstergram post today?

[ambrosebathory]

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Ambrose: My dearest sister, were you able to evacuate the festivities in time or do I owe you an apology gift?

[ambrosebathory]

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I can still recall the very first time I saw @mrslilybathory. Her cheeks were flush with blood and her eyes were wide with wonder and I knew immediately that I could travel the world and never see anything or anyone as lovely ever again. I was, as I often am, right. My beloved, I am constantly humbled by the way the world looks through your perfect eyes. I am held captive by your beauty, your touch, your kiss. I would kill and die for you a million times over if it meant one day more at your side. Happy 500th anniversary, my love. May we have countless more.

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