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Kate: See this is why you’re my favorite brother, and not just because you’re the only one still alive. Okay but DOES SHE REALLY? And isssss she really? Like how many years have you two even actually been together because of her being the goddamn worst? Two fifty? We’ll be besties when hell freezes over, so maaaybe drop that hope? A small massacre? Yikes, who’s that sloppy???
Ambrose: Yes, she does, and yes, she is; do you not think me an intelligent man? Her beauty is bewitching but were that all she had to offer, I would have escaped her grip long ago. It's closer to 400 years, ye of little faith, and each other those years is needed. Our foundation is solid, thus falling apart a bit every now and then gives us ample opportunity to remodel and renovate the house that is our love. We're immortals, we have until hell freezes over, so I shan't drop hope. I've heard it said that the worst of your former paramours is responsible and I believe it; he is who I think of upon hearing the word 'sloppy'.











