1. First impression: hey look, another freedom-loving tumblr user. 2. Truth is: you're a tumblr user and you don't seem to hate freedom. 3. How old do you look: Five or six. 4. Have you ever made me laugh: Maybe? 5. Have you ever made me mad: negatory6. Best feature: The fact that you're not a commie. 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Probability is below 5%8. You’re my: The Future First Lady of the United States9. Name in my phone: It turns out that two cans connected by fifty feet of braided hair extensions do not count as a phone. 10. Should you post this too? didn’t you already?