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the “and then it was bought by me” is the kind of plot twist that earns you a spot in the songwriters hall of fame as a first-ballot inductee

rocketsaurus

To my younger swiftie friends just take a moment to think about how completely over Taylor's life felt at 26 vs how full and gorgeous and joyful it is at 36 and then think about how people say it gets better and take a big deep breath and hang in there ❤️❤️❤️

He’s so tall

and handsome as hell

he’s so bad

but he does it so well

#Gwtw #continuing the Taylor x gone with the wind posting

Smash the patriarchy Societal Norms

#Gwtw #Smash the patriarchy keychain on the ground #We were always skipping town!

byjove

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

inconspectus

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

copperbadge

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

septembersung

Something something to save earth he had to leave it, to save humanity he had to go into exile, and even though he finds a best friend/brother from another mother they are irreconcilably Apart, he will never feel the touch of another living being ever again, and yet in this absolute aloneness and untouchable existence he is the closest to other people he’s been in years

septembersung