sunshine and a little pink

i'm the hot girl hey soul sister fanfic

[ozvezdja]

its really unfortunate that padme no longer used the body double approach to security after aotc because the concept of the queen of fakeout deaths being married to the guy who loses his shit at the thought of her dying is honestly the wildest fucking thing and i think it's underutilised. let's give anakin a few trial runs before his big breakdown ok. maybe seeing padme getting assassinated live on space tv on a monthly basis will let him microdose on acceptance and inner peace. he can get into a different stage of grief each time and maybe when rots rolls around he will be fine

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[ovur]

When its your birthday month you should be able to do whatever you want and spend as much money as you want throughout the month and it doesn't count since your birthday is on that month so it's okay

[itspileofgoodthings]

As writers, we can only hope to meet people where they are in their lives, but you can’t ever orchestrate or force the encounter. You just have to hope that in some exquisite happenstance, you bump into them on the same path at the same time, that somehow, amidst the noise of life, a line we wrote or a melody that we crafted cuts through, and they hear it and they feel something, that they get chills or feel lighter or think of someone they love. Our goal is to elicit that glint of recognition in another human being, because something that felt good and true to us feels good and true to them in the same time. And in that moment, when someone blurts out, ‘I love this song,’ it was easy.

—Taylor Swift, Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction Speech

[swsource]

STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK | Celebrating 40 Years of Empire: The Legacy

Han and Leia Outtake

[bronzeagepizzeria]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: (1/10) FAVOURITE CHARACTERS: ROSE TYLER

You don't just give up. You don't just let things happen. You make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what's right even when everyone else just runs away.

[hermitcoat-deactivated20260321]

Simone Weil, Waiting for God

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

Feel like it was very much like, you’re going through the worst summer of your life and I have a mustache, we all have stuff rn, maybe let’s kiss?

YOU’RE GOING THROUGH THE WORST SUMMER OF YOUR LIFE AND I HAVE A MUSTACHE

[stillgotscars]

the “and then it was bought by me” is the kind of plot twist that earns you a spot in the songwriters hall of fame as a first-ballot inductee

[rocketsaurus]

To my younger swiftie friends just take a moment to think about how completely over Taylor's life felt at 26 vs how full and gorgeous and joyful it is at 36 and then think about how people say it gets better and take a big deep breath and hang in there ❤️❤️❤️

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

He’s so tall

and handsome as hell

he’s so bad

but he does it so well

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Smash the patriarchy Societal Norms

[byjove]

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

[septembersung]

Something something to save earth he had to leave it, to save humanity he had to go into exile, and even though he finds a best friend/brother from another mother they are irreconcilably Apart, he will never feel the touch of another living being ever again, and yet in this absolute aloneness and untouchable existence he is the closest to other people he’s been in years

[septembersung]

@why-bless-your-heart Well I do now

[noodles-and-tea]

The thing about kids is that they’re so little

[huilian]

Nightwing (1996), #72

[batbirdies]

This deserves to be seen.