#mrtea

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Apparently MrTea thought his plant had died because i took it outside for its summer spa vacation. Boy was he going to be surprised when it came back in a couple of weeks twice as big.

Silly man. As if I would ever let the only plant he has ever expressed strong approval of die. That thing is going to be fucking immortal or at least live until he develops a wider appreciation.

Pictured below looking shocked in a proof of life photo.

[tealettea]

I pity the fool that doesn't have time to enjoy a lovely Sunday cup of tea. Comedy gold, source unknown #mrtea #pitythefool #alwayshalloween #teapuns #celebritea #SundayFunday #gongfucha #sillytea #Sundaycartoons https://www.instagram.com/p/B4-7Nz-Aijf/?igshid=1mw8enkxsmi75

[hello-delicious-tea]

MrTea wants to go to sleep early, so I have CLOSED the milk bar early and ABANDONED my child to the tender embrace of his father, who is a) capable of not responding when spoken to and b) capable of resisting fat cheeks presented for kissing.

Both of them should be asleep in no time.

[hello-delicious-tea]

Thing you don't consider when marrying a person whose family doesn't speak the same language you do: the mental exhaustion, eight years in, of processing an extended family dinner conversation at speed. Currently taking internet break under the guise of checking on my son...

For specifics, I married a German man, and while I have half-assedly learned German over the last eight years (during which time I also got a Master's degree, started teaching, and had a baby, so I think I can be forgiven for not having mastered a language too) and can largely follow most conversational topics and respond more or less comprehensibly, if not complexly, my vocabulary and grammar are still fairly weak. So I just listened to my husband's flight attendant aunt tell a very long story about a client who lost a gold tag? (an Anhänger, but I can't figure out why you would have one made of gold or why you would care if you lost it) down a seat and she had to spend twenty minutes getting it out because she has small hands. Something about masks and collegiate politics as well, but I didn't really understand that part.

It's all good and I definitely don't want people to speak English for my sake! It's just fascinating to me how much effort it is to process, and also how hungry it makes me...

[hello-delicious-tea]

MrTea is attempting to comprehend magnetic reluctance motors, and I have unhelpfully been asking if the resistance sags in air because it’s not sturdy enough to keep it up (low permeability) and how this permeability impacts the navigation of sharks vs birds and whether or not a bird, like a compass needle, navigates incorrectly when dropped too hard, and if that means woodpeckers can’t navigate via magnetic field having traded that skill for Loud. @nimblermortal has helpfully provided information on the going theories of bird navigation and the mysterious electrochemical behavior of sharks’ ampullae of lorenzini.

In doing this I understand why Teaschooler is constantly asking Why and How and running me up against the many things I have accepted as fact without looking into deeper. It’s fun! Also it causes chaos and consternation in your companions which is also fun!

[hello-delicious-tea]

MrTea just made a dancing delivery of my heating bunny (it is a heating pad inside a fluffy bunny case) and Reader, you see why I married him.

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کافه مسترتی☕@coffeshop_mrtea_samanie میتونم بگم عجیبترین کافه ای بود که تاحالا رفتم فضای کوچیکش پر از ایده و خلاقیت خفن بود که ادمو کلی هیجان زده میکرد😍😍😍پر از جذابیت پررر از خوشگلی پررر از ذوق که نشون دهنده ی یه دنیاا هنر بود😍😍تا نبینید نمیگیرید من چی میگم❤ #cafe #coffeeshop #mrtea #mr_tea_cafe #coffee #mocha #iran #mashhad #cafetory #cafe_tory #photography #decoration #مسترتی #کافیشاپ#قهوه #موکا #مشهد #ایران #کافه_گردی #کافه_طوری #سامانیه_مشهد #کافه (at Mashhad, Iran) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrvfbwkHyoz/?igshid=1cwlkvzy9gkyg

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things that I took pictures of :)

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