Honey, believe me, I'll have your heart on a platter.
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Honey, believe me, I'll have your heart on a platter.
An AU Iām working on! The story has some key differences and I also plan on drawing a swap, fell and fellswap/swapfell version as well! even some disbelief papyrus and whatever else I can think of. More on the story to come!Ā Grillby, Muffet, Mettaton, and the Royal Fam is next on my list to draw!
I love the Mafia-swap bros you did <3 What's it like for them meeting their S/O the first time and when they first ask them out?
MS!Papyrus: Sly doesnāt get many off hours, and he sure as hell doesnāt date on the job. Right now his social life pretty much consists of his brother, Muffet, and once in a blue moon Undyne.
You meeting is entirely accidental. You came into the repair shop to see if they could keep the rustbucket moving another few miles. The shorter one with the big eyes was sweet, but the taller oneā¦.good looking as hell. Well, if youāve gotta pay for a tune-up, might as well enjoy yourself. You start talking while he works.
Heās funny. Charming, if on the quiet side. And you canāt shake the feeling that heās messing with you. Something about him kind of comes off as disingenuous. Still, an hour passes quicker than you thought possible, and heās done all he can. You get his and his brotherās name before you leave, and he gives you a wink just as you pull out.Ā
You finally discover the only benefit of having a car that breaks down a lot. Cute mechanic. The banter escalates into full on flirting and you end up with a pretty big crush on your hands.
From his end, its not as simple. Yeah, he flirts, but its more of a distraction. Way to pass time at work. When you keep showing upā¦he likes you. He likes how you respond to him.Its nice to be able to have a break from the two personas heās split between, quiet law abiding citizen on one side and cool as ice negotiator on the other. He finds himself being a little more open with you every time you come by. Not telling any secrets, but letting more and more of his personality slip through the cracks.
Eventually he realized heās too attached. And starts trying to close himself off. Heās more distant the next time you show up. And it hurts but at this point these guys literally know your car better than you do so you canāt just stop coming. Bullet is acting nicer than ever, almost like heās trying to make up for his brother.
It takes him a couple weeks butā¦he canāt stay away. So he finally pulls you aside and gives you a quick rundown. What he does isnāt legal. Isnāt safe. And if youāre gonna take another step further in this, you have to know how this is going to go.
You donāt have so much a first date as he leaves you flowers on your doorstep one night and tells you to meet him at Muffetās. Where he stays for a full twenty minutes before getting called away to work again. The repair shop is your best bet to spend time with him,Ā your boy does not have a lot of free time.
MS!Sans: My eyes grow wider and wider as I pound the table rhythmically.Ā āFLOWER! SHOP! CLICHES! FLOWER! SHOP! CLICHES!āĀ
You cannot stop me.
Okay, so not to say Bullet isnāt busy, but as a mob tough his job is a little less demanding than Slyās. Show up where the boss says, look intimidating, and tell people you owe them money. Occasionally step between your brother and any oncoming attackers. Thereās a lot of time to relax and take in the sights. So when he and his brother are on stakeout fora local bank, heās not too busy to notice the extremely cute owner of the shop across the street from the bank.
He starts making frequent visits almost immediately. He insists to his brother tat it helps establish them in the neighborhood. At first youāre kind of annoyed by him. A skeleton wh keeps coming in every single day, keeps asking questions about the flowers, and then leaves, usually without buying anything. He tells you he runs a shop himself and might be looking to merge, but given that he never seems to be anywhere but here during business hours you kind of doubt thatās the case.Ā
Still, he doesnāt really give you creep vibes. And heās got a kind of energy and enthusiasm to him that makes him endearing. Almost boyish, really. And heās kind of a flirt on the down-low.Ā
As the heist draws to an end, he actually does by a bouquet. Which he then presents to you as your walking out after closing, a faint blue tint to his cheekbones as he asksĀ if you want to go to dinner some time.Ā
Chances are heās going to be doing his damndest to hide his night job from you, mostly because he doesnāt really want you thinking of him like that. As far as youāre conerned, he just runs a mechanics place with his brother.
āwait, I thought you said you were looking to merge.ā
āERā¦YES! A FLOWER/AUTOMECHANICS SHOP! CUSTOMERS COULD GET FLOWERSā¦.FOR THEIR CARā¦.OR PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THEIR CARā¦ANYWAYS!ā
Profile: SANS GASTER
NAME: Sans Gaster
AGE: 20 (human years)
OCCUPATION: undercover, espionage, personality
PERSONALITY: Sans isĀ ambitious. After joining the 'family' he does all he can to help. Sweet and sugary on the outside, cold and manipulative on the inside, Sans is a master at espionage. With just a few short words he can twist people around his finger. Never let your guard down around this one.
Next up: PAPYRUS GASTER
ā§ In a white city. ā§Ā
ā§ MirrorSoul ā§ / @akilitt
Nice to see the ask box open again ^_^ Can you give us any general headcanons on the mafiaswap bros and the mafiaswapfell bros?
Since I already did MafiaSwapfell Iāll do MafiaSwap here
MS!Papyrus (Sly):Ā
-He did a lot of odd jobs before settling into the Mob. He wanted to stay honest for Blueās sake, but in the end the lifestyle just suits him better. Not to mention the payā¦
-At this point heās practially nocturnal, sleeps most of the day, goes to work in the evening
-Aside from Muffet and maybe Toriel he doesnāt have a whole lot of friends. Heās an ecellent negotiator and his skills are in high demand but heās so hard to read that most of his business associates donāt trust him on principle.
-Doesnāt like guns or even hired muscle when he can avoid it. If he canāt get out of it by talking then heās not much interested in getting involved.
-Ends up working with the cops a surprising amoun. When Toriel wants an enemy taken care of she sends him to help get him arrested, as heās got the smallest rep sheet of any of her lieutenants. (Not that he hasnāt done stuff, he just rarely gets caught). A lot of cops in the city think its a damn shame he wasnāt a detective.
-Highly observant, extremely clever, and just the right amount of luck. Makes a good gambler.Ā
-Despite being something of a loner heās pretty popular with the ladies (and some fellas too)
-Makes unbelievable Shepherdās Pie
-Deeply allergic to cats.
MS!Sans (Bullet):
-Sly wanted to keep him out of it for as long as he could, and Blue for a while wanted no part of it. He didnāt judge his brother, he did what he had to do to take care of both of them But he actually wanted to be a cop.Ā
-Did pretty well in his tests, butā¦institutional racism is defintely a thing. He got in but his C.O was a decided bigot, made it practically impossible for him to work and fired him on suspected Mafia connections.Sans was devastated, and Papyrus felt guilty as hell.
-He got into the job ater Papyrus came home beaten up one too many times. If he couldnāt work as a cop, he could at least protect his brother.Ā
-While the shaky morality gets to him, he likes the job more than he expected. In a lot of ways the people he is forced to take off the streets are generally criminals. Given Slyās job as negotiator heās doesnt often have to get involved in the more extortion based part of his job. Heās even made a few friends, Alphys especially. She taught him everything he knows about guns, and a lot about fistfighting.
-No matter how many fights he gets in he has the uncanny ability to avoid serious injuries. Thatās how he got the nameĀ āBulletā. Heās small, fast, and nearly unstoppable.Ā
-When heās not working he tries to help out at homeless shelters. Most of them doāt know about his night job, but those that find out canāt bring themselves to sell him out. Heās just got too much heart for it.Ā
-Heās really good with carsĀ
-Sly is handy with repairs and Bullet can drive anything. As a front for their shadier deals they work as mechanics and sleep upstairs from their shop.
Welcome. Take me by the hand. I will take you to a new home. You look . . . familiar . . .
Mirror Soul AU / @akilitt(me)