#ms giraffe

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Mr. Eagle: You need to make me a new sandwich.

Ms. Giraffe: That's sexist.

Mr. Eagle: It's not sexist if the reason is that you destroyed my original sandwich.

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Ms. Giraffe: We're all yelling at each other, but I feel like we're all on the same page.

Mr. Eagle: If that's not the theme of this apartment, I don't know what is.

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We should co-author a novel so we can kill each other.

Ms. Giraffe

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Ms. Giraffe: I'm not gonna start drinking at 10pm. What is this, college?

Mr. Eagle: Strictly speaking, you're not going to start drinking at all.

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I'm starting to come around to the idea that New Jersey is better than New York. There are parts of New Jersey that aren't covered in trash. I'm not sure the same can be said of New York.

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Ms. Giraffe: What is kryptonite?

Mr. Eagle: ...

Mr. Eagle: I'm sorry, what?

Ms. Giraffe: Is it, like, a thing that makes you feel good? Or is it a thing that destroys you?

Mr. Eagle: Well it is definitely not one of those things.

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Mr. Eagle: I'm about to send an email to the other team declaring victory.

Mr. Eagle: I can't believe I'm about to win this battle...originally literally everyone was against me on this.

Ms. Giraffe: People say that fraternities kill brain cells, but guess where you learned to be an argumentative champion?

Mr. Eagle: False.

Mr. Eagle: I've always been argumentative.

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Ms. Giraffe: Focus, I'm giving you a compliment.

Mr. Eagle: Ah, I do like compliments.

Ms. Giraffe: I've been getting a lot of sleep lately.

Mr. Eagle: That's not a compliment. That's bragging.