Pairings: ms joke, aizawa, present mic x gender neutral!reader
Notes: did I write this in half an hour? Yes. Am I worried cause I’ve never written emi before? Yes. I hope you guys like it mwah!
Warnings: reader gets hit on a lot, pda but with this lineup did you expect any less, mentions of uncomfortable situations (people flirting really?), I did not edit this but I never do so
Ms joke // Emi Fukukado
I feel like Emi isn’t one to get insecure jealous because she trusts you a lot, like a lot
Any friends night or family meeting is met with a have fun and a request for photos of your day out later (she likes seeing you happy even if it’s not necessarily her that made you smile)
The only time she really gets aggravated at all is when the person is not getting the hint and backing off or they’re coming on in a weird/offensive way
So when you guys go out on dates, she tends to keep an arm around you or at least her eyes on you at pretty much all times
Not because she doesn’t trust you or is possessive (she’s a little possessive) but because she knows people are really gross
Does NOT seem like the type at all but can be kinda scary to even the largest of men while having a smile on her face the entire time
She will come up to you just to kiss you straight on the lips and ask ‘who’s your friend?’
Continues to joke around and make you laugh so she can prove that she is in fact your partner and she can make you laugh like they can’t
Is a little mean if they won’t leave but does it with a smile, it’s tight and you can tell that she’s getting aggy with the person in front of you
We love her and here ability to be majorly passive aggressive while smiling, what a darling
Eraser head // Shouta Aizawa
Okay hear me out - he actually gets really jealous and isn’t great at hiding it but he’s grumpy pretty much all the time so nobody really notices except you
Of course jealousy does not equal lack of trust in any way but he’s kind of like an animal in what’s his is his and other people should keep their hands off
Can smell bad intentions from a mile away but he usually lets you fight your own battles
Usually it’s when you come back to wherever he is that he makes his feelings known (unintentionally) and maybe pulls you closer or wraps an arm around the back of your chair just to warn others
Will only step in once you’ve made it abundantly clear and they won’t leave or, god forbid, they invalidate your relationship
He knows you can take care of yourself but the moment someone says ‘oh he doesn’t have to know right?’ Man is behind you looking like a bat
He’s kind of intimidating himself but angry aizawa is very much so and I doubt someone will stay around long enough with him quirking his brow at them in the most unimpressed way
Generally just disgusted by their existence
Always makes sure to check on your afterwards even if they were being polite, it’s more to settle his own nerves and he appreciates that you pretend you don’t know
Present Mic // Hizashi Yamada
He is very vocal about your relationship tbh since he is one of the more famous pros I feel like most people know about you guys anyway so if someone is flirting with you while he is near it is almost certainly on purpose
And Hizashi does not like that, not one bit
Not only is it disrespectful to you but it’s disrespectful to your relationship too and he is rather protective when it comes down to it
Saunters up to you two, proper peacock kind of display, and does one of two things
Now if the person is being reaaal flirty and saying things like ‘well I don’t see him’ etc then he’s going to make it very clear that the person can see him now
Holds your waist, rests his chin on your shoulder and kisses your neck once or twice until he has a your complete attention, leaving the stranger in the dust
Gets a little pouty if you tell him off for doing that instead of just telling them to piss off but he doesn’t mind cause he knows you love it
If they’re just being creepy he can feel your uncomfortable from a mile away and does what he does best - talks
Slides between you and talks and talks and talks until the person is very confused and honestly just wants to leave because they feel uncomfortable meanwhile you’re making your escape across wherever you two are
Which is when he makes a comment about how they shouldn’t give people unwanted attention if they can’t take it in return and turns to find where you went when you went
We love one loud, respectful man
I hope this made sense my loves!
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a/n: i hope you like this… i love ms joke from the very limited interactions she’s had with the main cast, i think she’s #relatable to how i used to be… when i was the “wouldn’t it be great to be in love with someone who doesn’t love you” type??? but i hope this suits what you wanted!!! its all fluff and adorable!!!
when ms joke–Fukukado Emi–first meets you, she doesn’t understand why she can’t make you laugh
all jokes and her quirk aside, all you did was smile
but you wouldn’t laugh, you never laughed
not even when she used her quirk
and it confused her endlessly because it made everyone laugh, there were no exceptions
one day, after weeks of one-sided joking conversation, she just straight out asks you
“Okay, I know that one of my jokes had to be funny, and you smile all the time! what’s wrong with my jokes?!”
so she watches as you sign something your mouth moving as you “spoke”
‘i’m mute.’ and that just shocks her
she embarrassed and apologizes, but you forgive her with a kind smile
that one detail, however, makes her slightly obsessed with you, and from that day forward she asks for your number and texts you a lot trying to see if any of her jokes were actually funny at any point
your relationship with her festers, and it grows loving, something neither of you predicted
and eventually, you shared with her your diagnosis
you became mute due to a surgery mishap, you weren’t able to regain your voice, and you were crap at sign language because it had happened only years ago, so instead, you were relying on texting and writing to communicate with others
something she found herself… not being annoyed with surprisingly for the infamous chatterbox
she loved peering past your arm as you wittily wrote something up about a comment she made
and one day she’s obsessed with you
the way you smile, the way your eyes express your laughter louder than anyone could verbally laugh
“would you go out with me?” Emi asks you one day almost shyly, her eyes diverted as you stare at her, a smile on your face as you nod
the date is going smoothly, and perfectly
except for that one moment where a rude waiter expressed his opinion on having a woman ordering for a male being pathetic, to which you only smile at him while Emi goes off on him defending you
‘thank you’ you mouth to her and she smiles and winks at you
you two retire to her apartment that night, and as the two of you cuddle together in her bed she pulls away and presses a gentle kiss on your lips
“I’m glad you never explained yourself in the beginning,” she confesses and you know she’s talking about you being mute, “if you hadn’t maybe I wouldn’t be as in love with you as I am now.”
you grin as you bring her back in for a kiss as the moon rises high into the sky
Hi I love your stuff! I was wondering how you think Ms Joke would spend her Halloween! She’s so underrated and cute :’( thanks!
bless u bb anon ily 💓
now listen ms joke is my BABY, i have far too many ideas!
she definitely wants to go apple picking at least twice - once for the aesthetic and once for the actual apples.
the pair of you carve so many fucking pumpkins it’s almost obscene, honestly! your house is full to bursting, a pumpkin at every window and doorstep, two on the counter, at least six in the living room- it’s a problem.
oh god the puns, my loves, the puns.
“wow, are you today’s date? cause you’re 10 outta 10!”
“oops! looks like im fall-ing for those gorgeous eyes!”
“we must be skeletons, cause im dying to bone-“
“i swear on everything i love emi, i’ll lock you out.”
she spends the entire month planning your costumes, obviously! she can’t help herself, she’s got so many ideas!
emi’s also very big on baking during this time! halloween themed everything, ghost cookies and pumpkin tarts and even cherry filled vampire brownies!
scary movies? on deck! halloween comedies for afterwards when you both scare yourselves silly? check!
overall i feel like she’d be ridiculously cute during this season, and i love her thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Pouty - are they affectionate? How do they ask for affection?
shes so affectionate, hugging you constantly, kissing you in public. In her words you're 'just so cute I can't help it!'. If she asks, it's usually a 'can i kiss you gorgeous?' or 'Does my pretty partner want a cuddle?'
Bold - how did they first ask you out? Were they confident with flirting?
she met you on a patrol and flirted relentlessly with you the entire time, trying not to let on that you were genuinely flustering her just by smiling. She asks you out after you guys arrest a villain and you save her ass. Scratching the back of her head 'hey would you like to grab dinner after this?', got so smiley when you said yes.
