The price of admission
This episode starts off with a preview of the movie "The harvester" which is a horror thriller about a farmer whose crops dried up so he starts killing people and selling their organs. Lincoln of course wants to go see it despite his mother's well intentioned warning. Rita knows her son well partly because of the fact that Lincoln's father is the same, stuffed animal and all the fear. Lincoln however, disobeys his mother and goes to the movie theater with Clyde to see different movies. Clyde however goes to see the new blarney movie which is a load of blarney not before singing a song about lying. Lincoln instead decides to go see the harvester after seeing his friends from school walk in to see it. Some time passes and a crowd walks out while Lincoln freaked out from the movie jumps on his way out the theater. Lincoln returns home to see his parents setting up Halloween decorations and when asked how was the movie he lies. As the episode progresses Lincoln's little lie continues to eat him up as his father sends him to look for Halloween decorations in the scariest corners of the house with of course no working light switch. Lincoln starts his search in the dark basement immediately stepping on a push to talk doll halfway triggering it's catchphrase I want to get you (some tea). As Lincoln continues in the basement his own fear trips him up as he knocks down a mattress which knocks down a hockey stick cutting off the dolls head. 2 more scary encounters later in the attic and outside where rude neighbor guy is enthusiastically night gardening hearts romaine, kidney beans, and ears of corn. Lincoln heads to bed with the hall light on after being relieved of his chores but he's too scared to sleep without the hall light on. After getting yelled at by Rita and leaving the hall light off Lincoln goes to see if Lola wants to watch pass the time by watching pageant videos. Lola clearly sees through and respectfully declines. Lana sleeps with a fucking monkey, alligator and other pets preventing Lincoln from even asking her so he's off to Lori's room for some "girl advice". Lori kicks him out to text Bobby through his first night as a pizza delivery guy. Lincoln tries to hang out with Lynn who's too tired and Leni who leaves thinking she's late for school. Lincoln tries to stop her and sees rude neighbor guy coming home from night fishing and he mistakes him for the harvester. Lincoln runs back upstairs to eat pizza and talk with his pillows. That is interrupted when Mr. Loud noisily eats a whole cake in the dark frightening Lincoln. Lincoln then stays up the whole night and his parents then tell him they were wrong to think he wasn't ready and goes to see the harvest with Lincoln. Lincoln breaks down at the theater and tells his parents how snuck and saw the movie and couldn't sleep because he was too scared. Lincoln she hid parents then see the blarney movie because Lincoln and his father still isn't ready. Lucy would've been perfect for this episode. She could've seen it with Lincoln and then helped him stay up all night by scaring him some more or ate pizza with him. Also Luna didn't appear... either way I enjoyed this episode