Dec 1, 2024
Not enough people are talking about Jingle Jangle (the Netflix Christmas movie) in general but especially not enough people are talking about how Ms. Johnston is trying really hard to get that old man dick but the man she’s flirting with is not only too buried in grief for his dead wife to even think about remarrying, but too damn autistic to pick up on her flirting for over half of the movie
#she’s literally just tumblr personified as a sassy mail carrier with the voice of an Angel#she even can’t drive#also i cannot BELIEVE gustafson is not a tumblr sexyman#he’s literally just the onceler but vaguely christmas themed#jingle jangle#christmas movies#christmas#ms. johnston#jeronicus jangle