Simon Cheramie... love this boi.
He’s a half drow that’s...really friendly. But if you fuck with him (not the fun kind, that is), he’s gonna kill you and steal your shadow, and find out why you’re here and maybe try to steal stuff from you.
So...the original Saltmarsh Squad was... Me playing Simon here. there was a Warforged Monk, called 42, who was heavily modeled off of HK-47 from KotOR (he evaluates everyone and says “Threat level: minimal”, etc). A Fairy named Fey (homebrewed race). A druid from the swamp named Bog...and Fresca Gooseberry, the warlock of Kelemvor who thought he was a cleric. Colorful group, so pretty typical D&D stuff :3
We get to the haunted house that’s in the beginning, and we find this guy tied up. 42 looks him over and says, “Threat level: negligible.” We untie him, and we decide to keep looking through this house. He gets upset, because he doesn’t want to stay, especially without a weapon. He also doesn’t want to return to town by himself. 42 detaches his pinkie... and hands it to him, saying that every part of his body is a weapon, so that counts.
The guy looks at the pinkie finger and then looks at Simon, and Simon says, “Well... I’ve done a whole lot more with a whole lot less.”
And that really just set the tone for the group of assholes that made up the Saltmarsh Squad. We ended up owning an island that a group of cultists had been living on... Built a stronghold there (thanks, Colville). I think Simon had a tower and and establishment (tavern). Good times.
That campaign is over, but I think about Simon and what he would’ve done.... a lot happened, and.. well..
Simon technically has two dads. His actual biological father (Enoch Cheramie) is a half elf ranger who ended up captured by a priestess from Menzoberranzan while she was attempting to establish a power base near a rift in the underdark that lead to the Astral sea...she was...I mean, she had a lot of ambitions, but that’s not part of Simon’s story, really.
This Priestess of Lolth (Gaussynrae Teken'sek) was intrigued enough by Enoch (a planes walker in his own right) that she kept him around.. partially for his intriguing presence near ‘her’ portal, but also because she enjoyed toying with him ...in a lot of ways. Her head assassin (Vress’lvel) escaped with Enoch months after his imprisonment. Gaussynrae had been tormenting a lot of people, and he wanted to get out of there as well. Few months later, she showed back up with a baby, reminding them that they’re not free from her and never will be, and she’ll check in if she feels like it later. She left the baby with them... for a lot of reasons. A part of her does care about this baby, but she knows it’d be hard protecting him in the world she lives in. So, she left him with Enoch.... Enoch.. in spite of being rather shell shocked, views Simon as one of the best things to come from his life.
Because of Gaussynrae’s threats, Enoch and Vress ended up roaming a lot, and trying to find ways to keep her away while they raise this baby boy :) Things happened, and eventually they became more of a power couple.
Simon was raised without ever setting down roots, and I honestly think that he would amass a small fortune, get a few key items and then, party up with his dads and leave for the wild blue yonder.
...also, Wild Blue Yonder might be one of his handles.. it just sounds like him :3