Rare Wubbox
Rare wubs don’t technically… exist??? In ToH??? It’s weird.
There’s two kinds of wubs in ToH, the Standard Model (owned by The Blue Bitch™️) and the Biomechanical Model, which turned into the Guardian Wubs (epics) after the Great Thunder.
ToH’s equivalent of rare wubs are called Clerics—Mack in the askblog is a Cleric if you would like to talk to him—and they literally look and act exactly the same as rare wubs save for not having speakers and a record player by default. They’re well-trained Cadets (commons) in electrical magic, specifically. They’re common in any kind of monster settlement and usually take up the role of paramedics and nurses.
So yes, if you were beat up enough, they would be happy to carry you bridal style.













