#msn convos

[partiya-lenina-blog]

MSN convos [ meme ]

The dynamic is simple:

send me [ text ] to see what kind of convo your muse would have with mine

[contemptuous-earl]

alois: /sprawls out over desk

ciel spankinhive: NOOOPE.

alois: YUP

ciel spankinhive: NOOOOPE.

alois: /rubs butt over EVERYTHING

ciel spankinhive: I;MM GETTING DAD

I NEED AN ADULT

[officeolympian]

Brittany says: My shift key is such a dick

Tiffany says:Cause it sucks OH

Brittany says: If it's a dick how could it suck itself

Brittany says: come on Tiffany

[contemptuous-earl]

im drake in another life. sarah's obviously josh because she's the dork.

homolois: /table slam

homolois: YOU take that back.

ciel spankinhive: Hey man, I'M not the one who ran over Oprah. JUST saying.

homolois: That was an accident!

ciel spankinhive: Dude, creating the Oprah show was an accident. And so are y -- you know what, WHY are you even in my room.

homolois: We share a room now! This isn't just your room anymore!

ciel spankinhive: It can't be your room if you don't have any belongings to put in it. /cough.

homolois: Hey don't touch my stuff!

ciel spankinhive: Too late. I already sold it on Ebay.

homolois: You didn't sell my stuff on Ebay again did you??

LOL

ciel spankinhive: Made like fifty bucks for that vintage, mint condition, never been crinkled Oprah poster of yours, too!

homolois: /gasps

YOU TOUCHED MY OPRAH POSTER?

ciel spankinhive: are we rping drake and josh

is this rly happening

homolois: yes I think it is

ciel spankinhive: im going to piss omg

[countxss]

We were talking about selfcest and then...

♔ мαмα ρнαитσмнινє: /facepalm omg i just had the thought of what would vincent do with two rachels /shot by firing squad

iwanttoseehimsmile: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

be in heaven

/shot

[contemptuous-earl]

wow im so done.

ciel spankinhive: I hate you.

Sarah: I pay you.

ciel spankinhive: You don't pay me you slave drive me.

Sarah: You still earn wage. Minimum schminimum.

ciel spankinhive: Is a nickel a day what you call minimum wage?

Sarah: Yup.

ciel spankinhive: I'm going to start rebelling. I've written up a new welcome too.

Sarah: Oh are you now?

ciel spankinhive: Hello, how may I help you go fuck yourself?

Oh, would you like a large coke with a side of I hate my life?

And some ketchup, so you may drenhc your My boss is an asshole hot fries in.

Sarah: Wow who poured whiskey in your emo flakes?

[contemptuous-earl]

typical sunday night. deals with kiwi's abusiveness.

Ciel Spankinhive says: mumbles curses under my breathe

but i haaaate waaaaiiiiIttting

make it load faster

Blondie says: i knooooow

Ciel Spankinhive says: climbs all over you

Blondie says: stop that

Ciel Spankinhive says: is it done yet

Blondie says: i'm not a jungle gym

Ciel Spankinhive says: is it done yet

Blondie says: no

no

Ciel Spankinhive says: is it done now

Blondie says: no

Ciel Spankinhive says: hiow about now

now?

Blondie says: SIN

Ciel Spankinhive says: what about right now

Blondie says: SIN

Ciel Spankinhive says: WILL IT BE DONE IN THE NEXT TW SECONDS

WHAT

Blondie says: i will cancel this download so help me god

young lady

Ciel Spankinhive: OKAY FINE ILL BE PATIENT.

Blondie says: GOOD

Ciel Spankinhive says: ........ is it done now

Blondie says: no

Ciel Spankinhive: I am so done with this shit

Blondie says: it's been two minutes

Ciel Spankinhive says: it feels like an eternity

Blondie says: do something in the mean time

there's plenty for you to do

Ciel Spankinhive says: there's nothing to do since you wont let me in the kitchen

Blondie says: knock yourself out

literally, if you want

:l

[contemptuous-earl]

ciel spankinhive: uh do you think you could give me a hand i think im stuck

ijackfrost: only if you admit im the most attractive ever and you want the d

ciel spankinhive: dont be difficult

you cant ask the impossible from me

ijackfrost: ill give you 200 dollars