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[lesserknowncryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptids are: the Brokeback Mount-hens

(Sighted by @mspbandj)

[fuck-customers]

holy SHIT people are so entitled! We recently moved locations (to like, 100ms down the same road) but theres still stuff at the old building to do. You can see from the street that the shelves are all empty, theres boxes crates collapsed tables signs and junk everywhere, and the two main windows have WE HAVE MOVED decals plastered on them and yet people STILL rattle the goddamn door. If the door happens to be unlocked, they just walk right in!!!! Go away!!!! I OBVIOUSLY have no wares people!!!!!

[ryuko-archive]

YOU REBLOGGED MY WAIFU AND I CANT BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD I DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN TAKAO ON MY DASH BEFORE THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’m gonna need you to calm down a little bit

[lesserknowncryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptid is: Pippi Wrong-Stalking (Sighted by @mspbandj)

[isaacathom]

mspbandj replied to your post: AND SHOCKWAVE TOO fuuck me running dude

oh god, shockwave sounds soooo familiar but i just cant remember!! what was it? a game? a game site??? god i cant get a grip on it but i KNOW

game site! and they used to have like an ident on pretty much eeeeeevery game they had, even if it was on another site, so you’d always open it up to SHOCKWAVE

p much the main games i remember from it were some tangrams one caaaalled patchworkz i think, and some gardening game that they offered the first few levels for :p

[themanwiththexrayeyes]

✌🏼️ - song for when i feel fabulous -- right back at you :D

definitely mary jane holland by lady gaga. it’s such a bop and very underrated. thanks!!

[isaacathom]

mspbandj replied to your post: ‘why cant you people buy dlc’ buddy i have 4 whole...

I COULDNT EVEN PUT IT ALL IN ONE REPLY TUMBLR WHAT THE FUCK It IS a good idea for the game makers coz then they get more money while we poor ass gamers just waNT A DECENT GAMING EXPERIENCE BUT NOOOOOO COZ ITS EITHER DLC OR EATING FOR ME AND FUCK MY LIFE I HATE IT SO MUCH WE NEED TO ABOLISH DLC GIVE ME BACK MY COMPLETE GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

eeexaaaaccttttllyyyyyy!!! its like, fuck, just let me buy a game and have it.

i guess the idea (from the Rich gamers who dont have any sort of money limits) is that if we’ve bought a big AAA game we clearly have the money to buy the shitty lil dlc. and its like, well, noooooooo?? no??? no we dont. half the time we’ve just scraped our money today because we want something fun to do when we have free time, and we’re spending the rest on food.

like im a lot more well off than a lot of poor gamers but i dont exactly have the ability to just throw cash. you have to be sensible. all my games are purchased with physical dollar bills, because that is money i have recieved from other people and thus i dont have any qualms using. but thats finite, so its functionally just ‘im broke fuck off’

plus the reason the dude was saying ‘why cany yall buy dlc’ was because someone reasonably asked ‘hey do i need the dlc to play this mod?’ and the dude just sneers back. what a dick

[isaacathom]

mspbandj replied to your post: ‘stop looking at the election through a political...

what the fuck that doesnt even make sense?? its literally the epitome of politics?? who tf??

i knooowwwww. like his thing was that ‘trump won because of business’ and while he had a point, with a big analogy about selling coke to water drinkers instead of pepsi drinkers (or something), it was still like ???? not to mention hes shit at business anyway, sooooo. ill political lens the shit out of my politics