Headcanon that Keith doesn't know how to flirt with Shiro so Lance makes him watch a bunch of Disney movies and it turns out Shiro's a total sucker for Disney lines.
Okay but YES @mswriterperson , this is AWESOME!
Come on, Lance has a billion brothers, sisters, and extended family. He knows every freaking Disney movie by heart. And he’s the MASTER of smooth. Lance has command of the PAUSE and REWIND, he controls the horizontal and the vertical! He’s got the diagrams and the fucking flowcharts. He’s going to teach Keith how to try not to be something in between the extremes of snarling wildcat and awkward kitten if it KILLS HIM.
And thus ensues hours of Disney movies. Lance gets up and dramatically enacts every romantic scene from Beauty and the Beast to The Little Mermaid. Keith meanwhile winds up sinking deeper and deeper into the couch while trying to become one with the fabric. Lance forces him to try a few lines himself, Keith finally snaps out of irritation, and the movie watching turns into a battlefield more than a few times.
And just when Lance thinks he’s going to have to give up because he’s pretty sure every lesson he has given Keith has gone completely over the other man’s head and splattered messily on the wall behind them, Shiro comes in.
“Oh is that The Lion King? I love that movie!”
Cue Lance swiftly hiding all of his equipment while Keith lights up like the sun as Shiro hops over the couch and sits down to watch. And next thing Lance knows, Shiro and Keith are sobbing their hearts out at Mufasa’s death and clinging to each other.
And Lance just gives a small smile and slips out. Maybe it wasn’t a failure afterall!
He IS the MASTER afterall!
