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NEW MERMAID TALES MERCH!!!

there's a really nice poster and a standee/sticker pack!!!

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CURSES ARE FOR PIRATES! [Ep.1]

come one, come all, for your mermaid tales swear-statistics!!! sweartistics?

haha i thought this might be funny because they swore so much... here's all our totals, most to least, and then which character swore the most!!!

in first place, damn: there were 11 damns in the first episode! 5 of those "damn"s were part of a goddamn(it)!

in second place, hell: there were 8 hells in the first episode! n i admit, i didn't track this one as well because i only thought of it at the end, but i believe 2 of those "hell"s were plural hells instead of singular (hell)!

in third place, ass: there were 4 asses in this episode! 1 of those "ass"es was part of an asshole!

our runners up are are shit, with a total of 2, and my favorite, bitch, with a total of 1!

and our swear champion of the episode (to no one's surprise, but give a drum roll anyway) is...

AARON !!!

Ooh, you are one cocky son of a bitch, aren't ya?

with a total of 15 SWEARS!!! which makes him almost 60% percent of this episode's total swears, 26! there are more curse words in this video than there are minutes!!! someone's excited !!!!!

congratulations to our winner!!! his favorite swear word was damn, which was about 50% of his own swears, and he made up about 70% of the total damns of the episode! wow this guy loves his curse words !!!!!

in second place, caspian, with 7 total swears! he said damn, hell, and ass equally (2 of each!), but only said shit once! is he well rounded in his swearing, or is it too early to tell his favorite???

and in third place... APHMAU!!! congrats!!! she only had 2 swears, but it was one more than i remembered! her curses of choice were hell and damn.

and that's all folks... until... later today!!! happy mermaid tales monday and potential laurday to those who celebrate!!!

[zvahlne]

CURSES ARE FOR PIRATES! [Ep.2]

is laurance in today's CURSES ARE FOR PIRATES?! yes!!! come see where he placed!!

welcome to the second installment of mermaid tales' swear-tistics, now that we've got a premiere up for episode three!!! place your bets on today's winner now... once again, our totals, most to least!

before we get to our swearers, here's the winning swears of the episode:

in first place, hell: there were 7 hells in the second episode! 2 of those "hell"s were a part of hellspawn, and two were plural hells! meaning there was only one singular hell in the episode!

in second place, it's a tie between damn and shit: there were 6 shits and damns each in this episode! 1 of those "shit"s was a shitty and 5 of those "damn"s was part of a goddamn(it)!

in third place, ass: there were 5 asses in this episode! 3 of those "ass"es was part of an asshole!

this swearlympics we only have an honorary runner-up, that being 3 implied middle fingers, which have not been counted in the contestants' ranking, but will be mentioned as honorary! and speaking of, our swear champion this week is...

AARON SABER !!!

There's no goddamn way I'm letting you make a pass at her!

Whaat?~

maintaining his title, with a total of 12 SWEARS!!! this time, that makes him 50% of the total swears in the episode! though there are less swears this episode, there also less minutes, so 24 total swears is still more than the total minutes!

congratulations to our reigning champ!!! his favorite swear word continues to be damn, making up about 40% of his own swears this episode, and 80% of the total damns of the episode! if we combine these numbers with the first episode, damn makes up just a little under 50% of his total swears, and aaron is also a little over 50% of the series' total swears so far! aaron continues to have the worst mouth on the channel and i continue to love it.

aaron also has one honorary swear for flipping off caspian at the end of the episode! speaking of...

in second place, caspian maintains his spot as well, with 5 swears! once again, he proves to be a well-rounded swearer, especially compared to aaron - he said shit twice this episode, and damn, hell, and ass once each.

caspian also has one honorary swear for flipping off aaron at the end of the episode!

in third place... LAURANCE!!! HE MADE IT !!!!! he made his 4 minutes count, with a total of 4 swears! it might not be first place, but that's pretty damn good. his favorite by far was hell(s), making up 3 out of 4 (75%) of his total swears! the remaining swear was ass.

honorary mention to zane, who picked up his game this episode and pulled into fourth place! it wasn't enough to beat laurance though, with only 3 swears. all three were a variation of hell, with two of them being "hellspawn" in reference to the children. he hates those damn kids (i keep saying damn, is aaron infecting me?)

and a quick shout out to aphmau, who was not allowed to curse this episode, but flipped off all of hangman's rest as they left 💜

byeeee aphblr! see you later!!