even if i could, wouldn't change a thing.

#1 normal aphmau fan // i'm an aphmau veteran and laurance zvahl has dragged me back.. irene's yappiest soldier returns to the frontlines!!! // header credit to shadowqnights !! // sideblog

[zvahlne]

[zvahlne]

mentally i am at the werewolf wedding at all times

[zvahlne]

💜

[zvahlne]

NEW PILLOWS ON APHMEOW!!!

AND GUYS

WE WON!!!

these pillows will be up for ONE (1) WEEK! i hope you're all able to get the one(s) you like before then!!! huge win!!!

[zvahlne]

LET'S GO GAMBLING!!!

...aw dangit...

[zvahlne]

IS LAURANCE IN TODAY'S VIDEO?!

no, but garroth is, and if you like the old hide and seek videos you might like this one from the vibes i'm getting :]

[zvahlne]

UPDATE: THIS IS LITERALLY JUST LIKE THE OLD MINIGAMES PLEASE WATCH IT

[zvahlne]

IS LAURANCE IN TODAY'S VIDEO?!

no, but garroth is, and if you like the old hide and seek videos you might like this one from the vibes i'm getting :]

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

i'm in the nether currently (on vacation) so i won't be too active this week, so have a fic to make up for my absence!

title: oh, the things we know, the things we don't

pairings: garroth ro'meave/laurance zvahl, xavier the admirer/esmund the protector

summary: Garroth's sleep has been plagued by unexplainable dreams since he returned from the Irene Dimension. Understanding them is at the bottom of his list of priorities, until they become too confusing to ignore.

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

chapter 2 !!!

chap summary: Laurance is angry, and some important conversations are had.

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

chapter 3 :)

chap summary: A visit to Hyria leaves more questions than answers, and Aphmau's had an upsetting day. Laurance isn't here to help!

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

xavier's interlude

chap summary: Esmund Ro'Meave is an enigma.

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

chapter 4 after 100 years.

chap summary: aphmau and garroth are conflicted

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

wipes the cobwebs off this post. here be chapter 5

chap summary: garroth gets injured, and then his answers. it only leads to more questions, though.

[zvahlne]

THE VAULT IS OPEN ON APHMEOW!

there's 2 bundles with a bag, plush blanket, and a meemeow! you can also get the pumpkin cat and sugar skull cat separate from the bundle. i think they're very cute<3

when the window for these elapses tomorrow, the pillow countdown will also finish, so be ready for that!

[zvahlne]

IS LAURANCE IN TODAY'S VIDEO?!

no, but we are, and everybody wants to marry us!!! dibs on zane i'm saying it now.

[borkwolf]

not if i fight you for him 👊👊👿

[zvahlne]

i fear you don't want to play this game with me...

[zvahlne]

IS LAURANCE IN TODAY'S VIDEO?!

no, but we are, and everybody wants to marry us!!! dibs on zane i'm saying it now.

[rinrinkho]

She's a freak in my heart. So is Laurance. Rip Garroth

Good luck blud, you're gonna need it lol

[crows-of-crows]

Shadow of the goddess

[zvahlne]

IS LAURANCE IN TODAY'S VIDEO?!

nope! he wasn't in today's skinpack either, which i'll be making a post about momentarily!

[zvahlne]

Did you ever notice that how every Aphmau character who's name starts with A has black hair.

I could be wrong because I forgot someone but I'm pretty sure that I'm right because of the everyverse au I'm creating.

from;

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[aka @kandieder1c]

hellooo!! the ratio IS interesting, but i can think of some A names who don't have black hair, such as:

- abby (brown) - azura (blonde) - alexis (blonde/pink) - amber (blonde) - does amethyst (the old sk woman in mcd) count? there's also (mid) ava's dad, andrew (grey/white, andrew has brown eyebrows) - astera, phe's sister in meteora valley! (white) - just remembered there's literally just anna from frozen in a royal tale lmao (so ginger), and i think there was another girl with an A name in it who didn't have black hair. potentially amelia? i mostly referred to her as a couple joke names so i'm having trouble remembering the actual one. but i don't think she had black hair

i myself could be forgetting some... but there's a few who don't follow this trend! mostly in mcd, where the cast is larger. funny i couldn't think of any guys besides ava's dad 😭 aaron took all the As for himself... there's a shortage...

suppose depends on which series you were considering and how relevant the character needs to be!

[bluebirdo16]

Aphmau Sexy Men Contest Round 2 Part 8

Aaron MyStreet

Garroth McD

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[livefromthenether]

If I lose to Zane Ro'Meave in the sexy men contest, mark my words, you will all be meeting me in the Nether and I'm not gonna be happy to see you.

[bluebirdo16]

Aphmau Sexy Men Contest Round 2 Part 8

Zane MyStreet

Laurance McD

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

[zvahlne]

this is actually a nightmare for me i do believe these two to be the sexiest aphmau men. i could give you paragraphs of propaganda for each. this is the best aphverse has to offer talk to the wall. oh my god.

[bluebirdo16]

Aphmau Sexy Men Contest Round 2 Part 8

Zane MyStreet

Laurance McD

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

[zvahlne]

YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

[livefromthenether]

Zvahlne... Remember your promise to me... You said you would consider...........

[zvahlne]

laurance. i'm wearing my zane hoodie right now.